Just a Gripe: Zankou has the lamest tagline, “Let’s Get You Fed”

by Pasadenaian

31 Comments

  1. prettymuthafucka

    It’s not as bad as their service. Specially the Hollywood location

  2. stevekrueger

    I think a better one would be: “Next!!!”

  3. TalkToTheLord

    That made me LOL! And, weirdly, for us much as we eat Zankou, I’ve never noticed that once.

  4. SunIllustrious5695

    Counterpoint: it’s dope, the warm homey welcoming vibe a local chain should aspire to.

    Also much better than their previous tagline, “Zankou: please don’t Google the murders”

  5. hiimomgkek

    I’d have that as my tagline if I created an app to get food delivered for my gf

  6. TurboLicious1855

    Oh I love it for it’s cute, not zingy, phrasing. I can see my aunties all saying “ok now let’s get you fed!”

  7. as a person who used to create taglines, i agree with you. weak.

  8. RoughhouseCamel

    Something about the word “fed” makes me think less of food for enjoyment, and more of food to fill a basic need. Like rations you’d give to a soldier, or pre-packaged public school lunches.

  9. ShakeWeightMyDick

    lol, when the hell did they adopt that?

  10. jujujuice92

    Same! Is it on anything apart from the cups? I never order drinks

  11. saltycrewneck

    Lol Rallys had “you gotta eat”.  Jealous of that effort.

  12. mister_damage

    Direct and to the point. I like it.

    Edit: waitaminute….

  13. earthlings2223

    Really? I love it. Reminds me of my mom when she bugs me to eat

  14. …but I to be fed by zankou garlic paste. No murder please

  15. drunkenstyle

    Personally I would have chosen “Let’s put some food in that big ol belly”

  16. Normal-Salary2742

    Zankou Chicken: “Chicken to die for, bang bang”

  17. cnassaney

    I honestly have never looked at it. I’ve only looked at my fingers schmearing garlic sauce all over my chicken and pita and stuffing my face.

  18. pokerchef24

    Got awful food poisoning the first and only time I tried Zankou a few months ago. The chicken was also too dry to swallow.

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