Just to clarify, I was not responsible for this monstrosity. I had been working for here for two months and one of my coworkers thought it would be hilarious to take one of the pizzas from a canceled order, and the Dust and dropped ingredients from the floor, and run it through the oven. This was the result I found upon returning from a delivery.
by MasterSCAR4
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oh my, this one feels like a proper crime
Still better than pineapple pizza.
This is difficult for me to understand. Is it a pizza that was already cooked which was then covered with stuff from the floor and put back in the oven with all the dirt on it and then mushed together like that? If yes, this is not a pizza crime, it’s just some insane person.
Is there something I’m not getting?
Skip jail, directly to prison
That’s a crime against food safety
Someone clean that fucking oven
Execution
Is there a flare for “AN ACTUAL, LITERAL CRIME THAT INVOLVES PIZZA”
It honestly looks like it was used to clean the floor that’s for sure
Isn’t that extremely unsanitary?
Kind of gross that they put dirt and odds and ends into the oven used for customers’ food.
I’m glad that I’m too broke to order out these days.
“Do you like… penicillin on your pizza?”
Eating ashtrays now how lovely
Someone needs to call the actual police, this is a literal crime.
Better crimes , better pizza, Papa John’s