I tried our local pizza house. Dunno but kinda undercooked the crust and toppings.

by HappyDogDays1

48 Comments

  1. TimeSpiralNemesis

    Was it sticking half way out the oven as it cooked? The bottom half is raw lol.

  2. Prestigious-Board-62

    Canned mushrooms… ick 🤢. And barely any cheese.

    Undercooking it is just the icing on top of this cake of failure… I hope this was cheap with such low quality ingredients… guilty

    Edit: Did a double take… there’s canned pineapple tidbits on this thing too. Is anything on this pizza fresh? Holy hell.

  3. reduponanoakenthrone

    “kinda”?

    This is the sushi equivalent of pizza.

  4. Spicy_Jim

    Looks like they waved a hairdryer at it for a few seconds.

  5. welding_guy_from_LI

    Roll out the chair and warm up old sparky .. this is a capital crime

  6. AzureMountains

    I made a dairy free pizza that looked better than this. I’m so sorry for u OP

  7. ComradeAL

    Tap dancing Christ, How much did you pay for this.

  8. If that was me immediate 1 star review and then ask for refund

  9. “Those fancy pizza restaurants put their pizzas in the oven only for three minutes. Let’s do that too.”
    *puts the pizza in the oven for three minutes at 250 °C*

  10. MisplacedMutagen

    They wouldn’t put it back in the oven?! Where is this place? So we can all avoid it.

  11. BoredCapy

    Man, that’s just raw. Like, a decent 3+ minutes in a high heat pizza oven are needed.

  12. Korimuzel

    This is so raw, I could make oatmilk with the crust

  13. SkateIIISocrates

    Crust unacceptable, a pizza is only as good as its base/ crust.

  14. ThelWhitelWolf

    The thing looks like it was cooked next to the oven

  15. oni-awill

    Ah yes, Papa Murphy’s take n bake… The local pizza house 😂😂😂. Jk

  16. voss3ygam3s

    Pizza house? More like pizza jail, this is guilty as fuuuuuck, straight to jail, don’t pass go, and eat a dick on the way there.

  17. nahobino123

    Dude, there are children here!

    ![gif](giphy|QWw4hc5gTnJhY0BUI3)

  18. voteblue18

    They forgot to turn the oven on.

    Unbelievable.

  19. Horror-Durian-5073

    How do you plead?

    Guilty as hell your honor

    Seriously doesn’t even look like they tried… should be a real crime for selling this slop for $

  20. It is saveable. Just put it back into the oven.

  21. 5thRedditAccount2025

    I think they tried to cook it by using the heat from their breath.

  22. Guilty_Particular754

    Definitely undercooked needs another 5 minutes in the oven minimum

  23. Professional_Yak2807

    I’m a pizza chef and this made me fucking gag

  24. Tasty_Lead_Paint

    How many cans did they have to open to make this?

  25. geezeslice333

    “kinda undercooked” bro that’s just raw

  26. Geo-dude151

    “I tried our local pizza house for the first and last time”

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