Time to ban Dubai chocolate

by AccomplishedShow5105

28 Comments

  1. Dissected_Angel

    All I can say is…

    ![gif](giphy|k2A4gzRxDL4GI)

  2. zaidakaid

    That’s shredded phyllo in pistachio crème. It’s a badly made donut with far too much crème so the phyllo’s absorbed the liquid to come out like that.

  3. You aren’t supposed to see the inside. Just shove it in like the animal you are.

  4. BieverWeeber

    I literally just had that donut a week ago, I don’t really like it.

    I see the appeal of the flavor, but it doesn’t work as a donut and it isn’t good or special enough to be so popular – thats true for 99% of trends though.

  5. mikesok988

    the doughnut absorbed the moisture from the cream, and the fiber in the pistachios gave it a strange shape. nothing wrong with this other than visually looking off.

  6. Silent-Lab-6020

    ![gif](giphy|9tl9BLJ7oVCiWXyyQD)

    And so it begins…

  7. weird_cactus_mom

    Not in the mood for the porta potty allegory

  8. ObliviouslyDrake67

    ![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)

  9. Stoats-On-Boats

    I saw “Dubai chocolate” pop up out of nowhere like, less than a month ago and now it’s everywhere. What even is it???

  10. Torbpjorn

    What is up with peoples obsession with Dubai again? It’s like a cultural hotspot for out of touch rich assholes with no taste and money galore

  11. Forsaken_crimson_23

    why does it remind me of someone putting spinach inside a Donut?

  12. ChaoticAgenda

    Have you tried the chocolate bars? They’re much more photogenic (but the taste is disappointing).

  13. Historical_Reward641

    I experienced the trend, but don’t understand the name.

    There is no choco/ cacao plant in the desert around dubai.

    So they probably import beans and process them + add pistachios.

    Pistachio aren’t growing in the desert either…

    Conclusion:
    Imported ingredients, weird naming without reason

    Only because you can eat a banana in Scandinavia, doesn’t make the banana plant Scandinavian

  14. Correct_Primary6628

    ![gif](giphy|21JAB6c2Me9wG0E5pp)

    All it reminds me of

  15. MCPhatmam

    Why? You can’t blame Dubai chocolate for bad hype and bad products.

    Also authentic Dubai chocolate actually tastes good.

  16. Dear-Smile

    My buddy started making Dubai chocolate and had me test some. He wants to incorporate them with psilocybin mushrooms next.

  17. EldritchElise

    Sooner the better, I hate walking past these places selling their shitty garbage.
    If a bunch of russian stalls started opening selling some fancy (but still shittily produced and bad) idk caviar or something to launder the countries image to gullible middle class twonks we would rightful call out the bullshit for what it was, but somehow this is normal from a place that would stone me to death for crossing the border.

  18. Maximus_Marcus

    What, it’s just an ordinary— OH MY GOODNESS

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