That’s shredded phyllo in pistachio crème. It’s a badly made donut with far too much crème so the phyllo’s absorbed the liquid to come out like that.
janzoss
You aren’t supposed to see the inside. Just shove it in like the animal you are.
BieverWeeber
I literally just had that donut a week ago, I don’t really like it.
I see the appeal of the flavor, but it doesn’t work as a donut and it isn’t good or special enough to be so popular – thats true for 99% of trends though.
mikesok988
the doughnut absorbed the moisture from the cream, and the fiber in the pistachios gave it a strange shape. nothing wrong with this other than visually looking off.
Silent-Lab-6020

And so it begins…
SpeedBlitzX
That looks so terrible inside.
3ph3m3ral_light
Well that looks familiar
Asoto408
Suddenly I’m in the mood for chile verde
Joezze
Looks like poop worms
weird_cactus_mom
Not in the mood for the porta potty allegory
ObliviouslyDrake67

Stoats-On-Boats
I saw “Dubai chocolate” pop up out of nowhere like, less than a month ago and now it’s everywhere. What even is it???
rubydooby2011
Looks like green tripe.
Torbpjorn
What is up with peoples obsession with Dubai again? It’s like a cultural hotspot for out of touch rich assholes with no taste and money galore
Forsaken_crimson_23
why does it remind me of someone putting spinach inside a Donut?
ChaoticAgenda
Have you tried the chocolate bars? They’re much more photogenic (but the taste is disappointing).
RelChan2_0
OP, this post made me cough uncontrollably
Historical_Reward641
I experienced the trend, but don’t understand the name.
There is no choco/ cacao plant in the desert around dubai.
So they probably import beans and process them + add pistachios.
Pistachio aren’t growing in the desert either…
Conclusion: Imported ingredients, weird naming without reason
Only because you can eat a banana in Scandinavia, doesn’t make the banana plant Scandinavian
jackjackj8ck
r/poopfromabutt
Correct_Primary6628

All it reminds me of
MCPhatmam
Why? You can’t blame Dubai chocolate for bad hype and bad products.
Also authentic Dubai chocolate actually tastes good.
Dear-Smile
My buddy started making Dubai chocolate and had me test some. He wants to incorporate them with psilocybin mushrooms next.
BroHungary
🤢🤮
EldritchElise
Sooner the better, I hate walking past these places selling their shitty garbage. If a bunch of russian stalls started opening selling some fancy (but still shittily produced and bad) idk caviar or something to launder the countries image to gullible middle class twonks we would rightful call out the bullshit for what it was, but somehow this is normal from a place that would stone me to death for crossing the border.
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The fuck, are those worms?
Is that fucking spinach?
All I can say is…

That’s shredded phyllo in pistachio crème. It’s a badly made donut with far too much crème so the phyllo’s absorbed the liquid to come out like that.
You aren’t supposed to see the inside. Just shove it in like the animal you are.
I literally just had that donut a week ago, I don’t really like it.
I see the appeal of the flavor, but it doesn’t work as a donut and it isn’t good or special enough to be so popular – thats true for 99% of trends though.
the doughnut absorbed the moisture from the cream, and the fiber in the pistachios gave it a strange shape. nothing wrong with this other than visually looking off.

And so it begins…
That looks so terrible inside.
Well that looks familiar
Suddenly I’m in the mood for chile verde
Looks like poop worms
Not in the mood for the porta potty allegory

I saw “Dubai chocolate” pop up out of nowhere like, less than a month ago and now it’s everywhere. What even is it???
Looks like green tripe.
What is up with peoples obsession with Dubai again? It’s like a cultural hotspot for out of touch rich assholes with no taste and money galore
why does it remind me of someone putting spinach inside a Donut?
Have you tried the chocolate bars? They’re much more photogenic (but the taste is disappointing).
OP, this post made me cough uncontrollably
I experienced the trend, but don’t understand the name.
There is no choco/ cacao plant in the desert around dubai.
So they probably import beans and process them + add pistachios.
Pistachio aren’t growing in the desert either…
Conclusion:
Imported ingredients, weird naming without reason
Only because you can eat a banana in Scandinavia, doesn’t make the banana plant Scandinavian
r/poopfromabutt

All it reminds me of
Why? You can’t blame Dubai chocolate for bad hype and bad products.
Also authentic Dubai chocolate actually tastes good.
My buddy started making Dubai chocolate and had me test some. He wants to incorporate them with psilocybin mushrooms next.
🤢🤮
Sooner the better, I hate walking past these places selling their shitty garbage.
If a bunch of russian stalls started opening selling some fancy (but still shittily produced and bad) idk caviar or something to launder the countries image to gullible middle class twonks we would rightful call out the bullshit for what it was, but somehow this is normal from a place that would stone me to death for crossing the border.
What, it’s just an ordinary— OH MY GOODNESS