So many things wrong with this picture. Literally nothing is right about how they attempted to cook that poor piece of meat.
duckduckfuck808
This has to be a shit post
Substantial-Pound-31
Jesus Christ man! You need to warn us before posting this type of horror
tiskrisktisk
They need to leave it alone! Go get out the shovel and give it a proper burial. This is madness.
Educational-Ear-3136
I haven’t poached a steak in at least 30 years
Dizzy-Scale4287
These comments got me rolling
SSJ3_Pikachu
This is a crime against all existence
RevisionofGrace
Not Safe for Wok.
Cool_Bee531
Nice, a microwave safe frying pan!
DavidiusI
Stuff of nightmares, next time blur the picture
willgreenier
Looks exactly like what my parents used to cook.
OfcDoofy69
This is for the milk right?
ShakeAgile
Too low temp, seems it was boiled in its own juices.
Witty-Stand888
Looks like you cooked it with the lid on. You steamed it which is not grilling. Next time do not crowd the pan and preheat it before you put the steak on. no lid
Captain-Who
Only way to save this is continue to try and brown it and then braise it until tender.
Wouldn’t trust this cook to get a good braising liquid going though…
upriverflea246
Should have made 1 in cuts in the ring of fat on the outside a pork chop will do it too it’s the fat that shrinks
Spyrothedragon9972
I don’t even know how you do this? Can someone drop a guide?
TwerkLessons
I’ve never seen this type of Wagyu.
Ok-Cartoonist-953
Wow Idk that is a waste of cow meat, sorry!! I’m not eating that.
WhtvrCms2Mnd
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s
geoffs3310
Which part of E.T did these steaks come from?
Ray_Trix
OP, we are waiting for your statement 🎤😮💨
Franksredhott
There seems to be a 404 error finding anything edible.
Emotional_Cap_7429
I can’t even talk right now! What in tar nation have you done to that poor meat?
Dire_Wolf45
British people be like : *yum*
jk. luv u guys.
BigGasBbq
Frying pan vs a grill. This is r/grilling. Fire 🔥 it up!
Namez83
Ahhh fuck now I have to go and fight someone
verugan
40 ribeyes for $40 vibes here
MilkLizard65
Where’s the nsfw tag?!
Fecal_Tornado
Pour one out for the poor cow that died to be disrespected like this.
Historical_Clock_864
Ah so this is what a steamed ham is
Rammjack
Mmmmm steamed steaks…
Miatata6969
In potentially their defense, given their username and post history she’s likely 12. Gotta start somewhere.
LuyaLuya75
Slice them in the edges beforehand!
Weaksoul
The ultimate Yorkshire pudding
RealMrOrangeBBQ
I’m calling the police
evapilot9677
That isn’t grilling. There is no grill in the picture. The question isn’t about grilling.
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What a waste of a cow.
So many things wrong with this picture. Literally nothing is right about how they attempted to cook that poor piece of meat.
This has to be a shit post
Jesus Christ man! You need to warn us before posting this type of horror
They need to leave it alone! Go get out the shovel and give it a proper burial. This is madness.
I haven’t poached a steak in at least 30 years
These comments got me rolling
This is a crime against all existence
Not Safe for Wok.
Nice, a microwave safe frying pan!
Stuff of nightmares, next time blur the picture
Looks exactly like what my parents used to cook.
This is for the milk right?
Too low temp, seems it was boiled in its own juices.
Looks like you cooked it with the lid on. You steamed it which is not grilling. Next time do not crowd the pan and preheat it before you put the steak on. no lid
Only way to save this is continue to try and brown it and then braise it until tender.
Wouldn’t trust this cook to get a good braising liquid going though…
Should have made 1 in cuts in the ring of fat on the outside a pork chop will do it too it’s the fat that shrinks
I don’t even know how you do this? Can someone drop a guide?
I’ve never seen this type of Wagyu.
Wow Idk that is a waste of cow meat, sorry!! I’m not eating that.
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s
Which part of E.T did these steaks come from?
OP, we are waiting for your statement 🎤😮💨
There seems to be a 404 error finding anything edible.
I can’t even talk right now! What in tar nation have you done to that poor meat?
British people be like : *yum*
jk. luv u guys.
Frying pan vs a grill. This is r/grilling. Fire 🔥 it up!
Ahhh fuck now I have to go and fight someone
40 ribeyes for $40 vibes here
Where’s the nsfw tag?!
Pour one out for the poor cow that died to be disrespected like this.
Ah so this is what a steamed ham is
Mmmmm steamed steaks…
In potentially their defense, given their username and post history she’s likely 12. Gotta start somewhere.
Slice them in the edges beforehand!
The ultimate Yorkshire pudding
I’m calling the police
That isn’t grilling. There is no grill in the picture. The question isn’t about grilling.