Expired chicken seasoned with pretty much nothing with queso for dipping served in a container I couldn’t be bothered to wash from last night’s spaget.

by unclehammy66

50 Comments

  1. Aromatic-Engineer-17

    Finally! Something that fits the subreddits name!!!

  2. Hashley37

    Gross. If I had one, I’d give you an award. Here, please accept my shitty food porn award. 🏆

  3. shackbleep

    Jesus, just go lick a dumpster. Get it over with.

  4. steen101984

    Dude, are you ok? Like should we call someone?

  5. icutyourbangs

    I was willing to look past the expired chicken but using last night’s spaghetti dish is just foul

  6. OP let us know you woke up tomorrow if/when you do

  7. The-Final-Reason

    Shitty? Nawww more like filthy. Enjoy the bacteria

  8. Aromatic-Rise1604

    Yes. Youre the type of person that couldnt be bothered.

  9. flossgoblin

    Most of the time I can at least understand where the posts here are coming from but this just feels like you’ve given up on life

  10. unclejoe1917

    If this doesn’t capture the spirit of this sub, then nothing does.

  11. EthnicLettuce

    This is the most imminently concerning meal I have seen to date. I hope you’re like, okay stranger.

  12. blood_bones_hearts

    A container of food poisoning. Cool….

  13. There is an odd beauty in your plating, though. A balance achieved by something between intention and the subconscious.

  14. I almost barfed at that description. Hope you didn’t get sick.

    *edit: I also hope you’re ok.

  15. 2Salmon4U

    Been there, i hope you aren’t as sick as i was lol Not sick from doing this, i was extremely exhausted from an untreated illness and could not be bothered to wash it or any other dish. Wishing you the best OP!

  16. ANUSTART942

    Actually fucking begging for food poisoning, OP.

  17. arestheblue

    Have you tried refrigerated steak, cut into strips, and dipped into queso dip like fries? If not, you should.

  18. psychobetty303

    At least you cooked some chicken to feed yourself, which is more than I can say.

  19. Issac-Cox-Daley

    Sir we are gonna need you to move your post over to r/depressionmeals with the other severely depressed people. Move along now.

  20. unclehammy66

    To whomstever reported me thinking I’m gonna off myself.

    ![gif](giphy|61lH8qx8A0JiJXh3h5)

  21. I am so very close to asking Reddit to send you links for help with depression. 😢

  22. Cinderstock

    Nice, would’ve been a waste of the bits of sauce. Now you’ll get that extra flavor. Good job, keep it up!

  23. Jonny_Disco

    Legitimate shitty food porn right here. Well done.

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