Usually, liquid eggs cooked in a steam pan will do this if you don’t stir them enough
Available-Hat1640
i thought it was pale broccoli stems
Nat6LBG
This triggers my trypophobia
deadyounglady
I’m not gonna call you a liar but I cannot believe those are eggs.
Maynaise88
Hate and existential hate
Calm_Effort4187
100% sat in a steam well without being stirred
Mindless_Can_5259
this looks like lichen
KillerCroc124
Ngl thought this was cauliflower
Embarrassed_Word_542
Looks microwaved.
Crafty_Strike2088
Also what’s the white mush 🤢
cupOn00dles
r/eggcrimes will happily take this
verykoalafied_indeed
That looks like a DOC tray. If it is, there is your answer
geezeslice333
I thought it was a ripped up, un-toasted crumpet
calidownunder
Oh god trypophobic eggs bleggggh no
InstructionNo1096
It looks like coral
Retsameniw13
Because it’s garbage not food
worm_on_the_web
That’s coral from the sea
Sociallyawktrash78
Reminds me of the eggs at some cheap hotel’s “continental breakfast”
Bonnietofen
*trypophobia*
flyingcaveman
They look microwaved.
ScrollTroll615
That must be a prison plate.
soulihide
that looks like my tofu after i’ve frozen it for texture. it’s possible wherever you got these eggs they were frozen or something, this can change the structure of the proteins or some shit idk.
DoggoLover42
Microwave and/or overcooked
ToppsHopps
Okey reading the headline then seeing the picture, to then reading the comments was a ride.
So what I’m seeing isn’t cauliflower with dark insect eggs, but are chicken egg cooked that have an unusual consistency with what I assume is black pepper?
cap10wow
In the microwave
shadow-pop
It looks like I’d turn into a Clicker if I ate that stuff
tittychittybangbang
This made all the hairs on my arms stand up I feel like I need a priest
iwantomatter
eating breakfast right now, lost my appetite
keo310
Are you in prison, bro?
SirGorehole
Science yo
iluvstephenhawking
Ugh. It’s holey. I hate it.
TiredBookkeeper
Are those fucking alien eggs????
RojaCatUwu
Looks like microwaved eggs in a shaped container and then broken up into pieces
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I don’t want to know.
that’s EGGS? omg 😭
I think it’s steamed?
Usually, liquid eggs cooked in a steam pan will do this if you don’t stir them enough
i thought it was pale broccoli stems
This triggers my trypophobia
I’m not gonna call you a liar but I cannot believe those are eggs.
Hate and existential hate
100% sat in a steam well without being stirred
this looks like lichen
Ngl thought this was cauliflower
Looks microwaved.
Also what’s the white mush 🤢
r/eggcrimes will happily take this
That looks like a DOC tray. If it is, there is your answer
I thought it was a ripped up, un-toasted crumpet
Oh god trypophobic eggs bleggggh no
It looks like coral
Because it’s garbage not food
That’s coral from the sea
Reminds me of the eggs at some cheap hotel’s “continental breakfast”
*trypophobia*
They look microwaved.
That must be a prison plate.
that looks like my tofu after i’ve frozen it for texture. it’s possible wherever you got these eggs they were frozen or something, this can change the structure of the proteins or some shit idk.
Microwave and/or overcooked
Okey reading the headline then seeing the picture, to then reading the comments was a ride.
So what I’m seeing isn’t cauliflower with dark insect eggs, but are chicken egg cooked that have an unusual consistency with what I assume is black pepper?
In the microwave
It looks like I’d turn into a Clicker if I ate that stuff
This made all the hairs on my arms stand up I feel like I need a priest
eating breakfast right now, lost my appetite
Are you in prison, bro?
Science yo
Ugh. It’s holey. I hate it.
Are those fucking alien eggs????
Looks like microwaved eggs in a shaped container and then broken up into pieces