We are here today to hear the case for u/Odd-Impact-5359 that the pizza they have in their possession can be determined to be a crime against pizza. The plaintiff/defendant alleges and/or has been accused by other parties that their pizza constitutes a crime against pizza. —
The verdicts in today’s case will be determined by a jury of u/Odd-Impact-5359’s pizza-appreciating peers, comprised of members of the /r/Pizzacrimes community, as well as visitors from the greater Reddit community, by casting their respective individual votes of either “guilty” or “innocent”, based on evidence brought here today by the plaintiff.
u/Odd-Impact-5359, who’ll be referred to as “OP”, will plead their case either accusing – or defending – that the pizza in question in today’s hearing is criminal with regards to pizza.
#How to vote as a juror in today’s case:
To select a verdict of **Innocent** – in that no pizza crime has occurred – please **DOWNVOTE THIS COMMENT** —
To select a verdict of **Guilty** – in that a crime-against-pizza is evident beyond a reasonable doubt – please **UPVOTE THIS COMMENT** —
After a period of deliberation – tallying the votes – a final verdict will replace this message with the verdict.
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BeefWellingtonSpeedo
What an incredible waste..
stevebobeeve
A couple of fucking asswipes. They’re not even remotely funny
WeaknessOk7874
Just usual asshole behavior just cause the house is famous
Also I’m guessing they installed a gate to prevent jackasses from throwing pizza on the roof waisting a perfect pizza?
LazyBid3572
At that point charge people money to throw pizza on the roof at least make some money off of it
benjatunma
Poor owners. At this point they should learn to just ignore morons, and grab the pizza and put in on the trash. Also maybe just staying inside. Poor them
tobiisgoodroit
Hee hee, hee hee it’s like the breaking bad joke meme throw pizza on house
ugly_dog_
me when i encounter the pizza of uncontrollable rage
humourlessIrish
Fucking losers.
This is like the idiots bothering McDonald’s workers over a rick& Morty bit. Get a grasp on reality
hors3withnoname
What the hell? Why are the pizza guys harassing karen like that? If she doesn’t want it, leave her alone? I don’t understand
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We are here today to hear the case for u/Odd-Impact-5359 that the pizza they have in their possession can be determined to be a crime against pizza. The plaintiff/defendant alleges and/or has been accused by other parties that their pizza constitutes a crime against pizza.
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The verdicts in today’s case will be determined by a jury of u/Odd-Impact-5359’s pizza-appreciating peers, comprised of members of the /r/Pizzacrimes community, as well as visitors from the greater Reddit community, by casting their respective individual votes of either “guilty” or “innocent”, based on evidence brought here today by the plaintiff.
u/Odd-Impact-5359, who’ll be referred to as “OP”, will plead their case either accusing – or defending – that the pizza in question in today’s hearing is criminal with regards to pizza.
#How to vote as a juror in today’s case:
To select a verdict of **Innocent** – in that no pizza crime has occurred – please **DOWNVOTE THIS COMMENT**
—
To select a verdict of **Guilty** – in that a crime-against-pizza is evident beyond a reasonable doubt – please **UPVOTE THIS COMMENT**
—
After a period of deliberation – tallying the votes – a final verdict will replace this message with the verdict.
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What an incredible waste..
A couple of fucking asswipes. They’re not even remotely funny
Just usual asshole behavior just cause the house is famous
Also I’m guessing they installed a gate to prevent jackasses from throwing pizza on the roof waisting a perfect pizza?
At that point charge people money to throw pizza on the roof at least make some money off of it
Poor owners. At this point they should learn to just ignore morons, and grab the pizza and put in on the trash. Also maybe just staying inside. Poor them
Hee hee, hee hee it’s like the breaking bad joke meme throw pizza on house
me when i encounter the pizza of uncontrollable rage
Fucking losers.
This is like the idiots bothering McDonald’s workers over a rick& Morty bit.
Get a grasp on reality
What the hell? Why are the pizza guys harassing karen like that? If she doesn’t want it, leave her alone? I don’t understand