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My boyfriend’s breakfast every morning. Willingly 🤮
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My boyfriend’s breakfast every morning. Willingly 🤮


My boyfriend’s breakfast every morning. Willingly 🤮

by Jeannette408

41 Comments

  5. phoenixrose2

    Oatmeal with add ins? Maybe protein powder and blueberries?

  6. Pkyankfan69

    Is this pic after he threw up his breakfast into this pot?

  8. Minute_Engineer2355

    It could be a sleeper build, what is it??

  16. Bertie_McGee

    Eat your bowl of scum while it’s still hot!

  19. thewaytonever

    Looks very similar to my morning breakfast which is oatmeal with protein powder and peanut butter and almond milk, it looks like slop, it has very little flavor, but It holds me down from 7am to 5pm

  21. Mkittehcat

    Why doesn’t he add chia seeds after boiling the porridge like a normal person???

  22. Korpiddle

    This looks like it came straight out of Resident Evil 7, I hope his last name isn’t Baker

  24. PJRama1864

    Tell him he should try throwing berries into that so it at least doesn’t look like liquid shit.

  25. Marshmallowbutbetter

    Boiled kombucha. As in, the actual tea fungus pancake

  27. OkiDokiPanic

    Looks like that one time I forgot a half empty cup of coffee in a room I barely use and forgot about it for 2 months.

  29. _CandidCynic_

    That’s the kind of muck you’d find in a goddamn sewage treatment plant. I wouldn’t kiss him with breath like that after the fact.

  32. Independent-Lab3459

    Is he a masochist? Because this is the breakfast of a masochist.

  33. 4eji0bek

    Looks like some kind of porridge. A lot of natural colours become muted grey, brown or green. This could be just some oat gruel and berries, honestly – totally fine for breakfast.

  34. Dangerous-Courage412

    IDK what the eff I am looking at here

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