Tonight I made a pizza wrap (? Idk what to call it) with pizza sauce, regular cheese, shaved Parmesan, 2 slices of provolone, and a drizzle of chocolate sauce inside. Then I rolled it up and cooked it. After, I put garlic sauce and cinnamon sugar on the outside and got a garlic sauce to dip it in.
Overall was a 4/10. Kind of tasty, but too many flavors so there were no defining tastes. In future I may just use cinnamon sugar to add a dash of sweetness.
Also it was extremely cursed and I will never make it again!
by co1lectivechaos
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… Pick a lane. You’re all over the place.
Sentence to death, Pesto injection
Just thinking of chocolate on pizza, I almost puked BUT i do need to know how it was😂😂😂
None of this makes any sense
Once you put chocolate sauce on a thing you must dip it in milk.
Put down the pipe and step away from the refrigerator.
Why would you mix chocolate , cinnamon and garlic?
This isn’t even a pizza. It’s a bad attempt at stolen valor.
https://preview.redd.it/j3jz4bkyog4f1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc095920e7138d2c8e8d2ed3b8efbd6e835042e6
vomit vomit vomit
I’m not sure that even counts as pizza at that point.
But thats guilty no matter what food court you go to.
The fuck is wrong with you man? You started with something beautiful and then you maimed it’s very soul. Cinnamon and garlic? We really need to get Insane Asylums back up and running.