Should have stopped with the crawfish. Dude just wanted to empty his fridge.
CrippledHorses
Won’t that entire bottle of magnesium citrate make everyone shit their pants?
VlastDeservedBetter
Two bottles of liquid seafood boil AND a whole bag of spice? Those crawfish are gonna blow their fucking heads off.
minderbinder49
I mean, it’s a crawfish boil in Texas. Seems pretty much par for the course, I’m not really sure what the stupid part is
SheoldredsNeatHat
Nothing wrong with this IMO. I can count on one hand the number of things I miss about Texas, and a good crawfish boil is one of them. If you don’t like the extra stuff they tossed in, just don’t put it on your plate….
Fredrick__Dinkledick
I am Hal’s Liquid Asshole
Tybasco
reggie4gtrblz2bryant
Big dawg, it’s not even sunrise yet, and I’m sitting here with my coffee waiting on it in nola, and I’m about to just go back to bed after seeing this shit.
FNG-JuiCe
I feel very confident when a chef tells me “it’ll be fine”…
ExtensionWinter9446
A shitty host at what will presumably be a an even shittier party
Dreamo84
Why emphasize how many unwashed ingredients they’re using? Is the dirt from the potatoes adding flavor?
SpeedBlitzX
Why did they not wash the potatoes or the other vegetables.
Also that water when they put the cheese ravioli in there. Looks like dirt water.
Ok_Possibility_3469
This shit’s wild!
(Everybody gets the shits all at once?)
mr_munchers
The magnesium citrate was vile!!
For those who don’t know. Here’s where this stuff lies on the scale of “cleansing the colon”
First there’s stool softeners. If that doesn’t work, coffee. Then laxatives. Still not working? Taco bell and mtn dew baja blast. Still nothing? Oh lord… time to breakout the Czar bomb. Magnesium Citrate. You WILL shit your whole ass. If you swallowed a quarter in your youth. You’ll shit 20 dollars.
And this chick puts it in a crawfish boil…. absolutely vapid
likelyculprit
All the other upsetting elements aside, I’m actually intrigued by the ravioli cooked in crawfish boil. Not *this* boil in particular (ew) but as a concept it could be new & delicious.
gotheotherway89
I’m stuck on the magnesium citrate. WTF.
LaggsAreCC2
That’s what happens when you lie on your CV and get through with it your whole life
Godess_Ilias
never let her cook again or near a microphone
wouldnt eat that if my life depended on it
STRIKT9LC
I’m.mad at lots of this. I’m most angry at them repeatedly calling margarine real butter
EndMySufferingNowPlz
Not gonna start with all the magnesium shit, but she just threw whole garlics with the stem and all in there, who wants a hard ass stem.
Scorpiogre_rawrr
dlandg1
As a Cajun I am widely offended by this
exotic_floral_tea
Bombassthick
That bitch is annoying.
Scorpiogre_rawrr
The guests after dinner
bar-nickel-boy
Rage bait.
SpacedBetween
As a New Orleanian who’s attended hundreds of boils and done numerous myself, this disgraceful. I can give a real recipe for those interested.
hollow-ataraxia
Imagine eating at someone’s house and violently shitting yourself because they put laxatives in the food
FloraMaeWolfe
Seems about right for a deep south seafood boil. Lots of flavorings, seafood, random veg, some hot shit. I would never personally eat it because I’m not fond of seafood (except for some fish and some shrimp), but to each their own.
The magnesium citrate, they rinse it well so not typically a problem. All the spice though will “clean you out”.
IKillZombies4Cash
“Unwashed Potatoes, Unwashed Mushrooms” but making a point to say the green beans were pre washed.
fobreezy
what the fuck
whoocaresnotme
Me at frozen cheese ravioli:
Sad_but_whole
That water dirty asf.
Immediate-Phone-7013
It takes 4 crawfish to get as much meat as one of the shrimp at the end.
Still_Wrap_2032
Mais Cher! Can’t trust a redneck to do Cajun cooking
AtlSmithUK
Is there a reason for adding the unwashed ingredients? What not just wash the potatoes; mushrooms and shrimp?
Redeemed_Veteranboi
Stupid People wasting food for Clout! hope they experience famine.
smallestpigever
She kept saying “butter” when it was fucking margarine and vegetable oil bullshit
Genericgumibear
Seems like this guy just wanted to empty his fridge a day before everything spoiled
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Should have stopped with the crawfish. Dude just wanted to empty his fridge.
Won’t that entire bottle of magnesium citrate make everyone shit their pants?
Two bottles of liquid seafood boil AND a whole bag of spice? Those crawfish are gonna blow their fucking heads off.
I mean, it’s a crawfish boil in Texas. Seems pretty much par for the course, I’m not really sure what the stupid part is
Nothing wrong with this IMO. I can count on one hand the number of things I miss about Texas, and a good crawfish boil is one of them. If you don’t like the extra stuff they tossed in, just don’t put it on your plate….
I am Hal’s Liquid Asshole
Big dawg, it’s not even sunrise yet, and I’m sitting here with my coffee waiting on it in nola, and I’m about to just go back to bed after seeing this shit.
I feel very confident when a chef tells me “it’ll be fine”…
A shitty host at what will presumably be a an even shittier party
Why emphasize how many unwashed ingredients they’re using? Is the dirt from the potatoes adding flavor?
Why did they not wash the potatoes or the other vegetables.
Also that water when they put the cheese ravioli in there. Looks like dirt water.
This shit’s wild!
(Everybody gets the shits all at once?)
The magnesium citrate was vile!!
For those who don’t know. Here’s where this stuff lies on the scale of “cleansing the colon”
First there’s stool softeners.
If that doesn’t work, coffee.
Then laxatives.
Still not working? Taco bell and mtn dew baja blast.
Still nothing? Oh lord… time to breakout the Czar bomb. Magnesium Citrate. You WILL shit your whole ass. If you swallowed a quarter in your youth. You’ll shit 20 dollars.
And this chick puts it in a crawfish boil…. absolutely vapid
All the other upsetting elements aside, I’m actually intrigued by the ravioli cooked in crawfish boil. Not *this* boil in particular (ew) but as a concept it could be new & delicious.
I’m stuck on the magnesium citrate. WTF.
That’s what happens when you lie on your CV and get through with it your whole life
never let her cook again or near a microphone
wouldnt eat that if my life depended on it
I’m.mad at lots of this. I’m most angry at them repeatedly calling margarine real butter
Not gonna start with all the magnesium shit, but she just threw whole garlics with the stem and all in there, who wants a hard ass stem.
As a Cajun I am widely offended by this
That bitch is annoying.
The guests after dinner
Rage bait.
As a New Orleanian who’s attended hundreds of boils and done numerous myself, this disgraceful. I can give a real recipe for those interested.
Imagine eating at someone’s house and violently shitting yourself because they put laxatives in the food
Seems about right for a deep south seafood boil. Lots of flavorings, seafood, random veg, some hot shit. I would never personally eat it because I’m not fond of seafood (except for some fish and some shrimp), but to each their own.
The magnesium citrate, they rinse it well so not typically a problem. All the spice though will “clean you out”.
“Unwashed Potatoes, Unwashed Mushrooms” but making a point to say the green beans were pre washed.
what the fuck
Me at frozen cheese ravioli:
That water dirty asf.
It takes 4 crawfish to get as much meat as one of the shrimp at the end.
Mais Cher! Can’t trust a redneck to do Cajun cooking
Is there a reason for adding the unwashed ingredients? What not just wash the potatoes; mushrooms and shrimp?
Stupid People wasting food for Clout! hope they experience famine.
She kept saying “butter” when it was fucking margarine and vegetable oil bullshit
Seems like this guy just wanted to empty his fridge a day before everything spoiled
I really hate the boiling things alive
Everyone was harmed in the making of this dish
Wtf is this audio