Wasn’t feeling the crust

by MKO669

23 Comments

  1. IdiotWithout_a_Cause

    If you left just a touch more before the crust, that’s my favorite part of the pizza. You just need to find a friend with opposite taste in pizza parts.

  2. LoogyHead

    Didn’t even try it so I’m not even going to entertain the defense. Guilty.

  3. Logical-Pangolin-858

    Imagine the pain that poor za went through as you butter knifed its flesh, and more over the tools of the crime are still present in the photographic evidence. I say guilty by all accounts and throw the book at em.

  4. Due_Amount_6211

    I thought we agreed pizza was to be eaten as a handheld…

    Give em 15. The fork and knife is a crime

  5. edamame_clitoris

    Well how would you know if ya didn’t even try it, bub?

  6. That-Employment-5561

    I will never understand the people who say they love pizza, who then don’t *love* dipping the crust in sauce and drowning in deliciousness.

    Y’all know who you are!

    Do you love pizza? 

    Do you? 

    Do you, *really* ?

  7. Major-Inevitable-665

    My autistic daughter does this she has to make the circle and then she’ll give the crusts to the dog but the circle has to happen before he gets any 😂

  8. You’re lucky you didn’t run into any vigilante pizza enthusiasts.

  9. Powerful_Wait287

    Eating pizza with forks and knives? Exotic.

  10. -HeavenSentHellProof

    Pro tip. You don’t feel the crust, you eat it.

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