Hanging bacon aside, I’m not paying $17 for 5 strips of bacon
KarmaicAvidity
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MolassesMolly
That’s just plain nonsense.
I_Am_Sharticus_
In what way will this pique anyone’s curiosity? It’s bacon. Maybe if you don’t know what bacon is? “Oh that table ordered bacon,” assuming they’re watching your table at all. I know you’ve got to zhush the language up a bit for the sake of advertising but you don’t need to pretend this is a cultural event. You’d get more mileage out of letting the idea of the dish explain itself: “Five pieces of bacon, nuff said,” rather than this asinine, fanciful musing.
Farados55
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A clothesline made of rosemary.
GeorgeThe13th
A great example as to why staying at home is the new fine dining
FixergirlAK
That’s not bacon, it’s highway robbery.
Dino_Spaceman
I ate at a place in Boise that did exactly this (except it was clothesline and not a metal strip). The bacon was great. But messy to get off of the clothesline.
Belle_Corliss
Still better than the bacon hanging from wood clothes pins you see so often in this subreddit.
Genillen
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Hanging bacon aside, I’m not paying $17 for 5 strips of bacon
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That’s just plain nonsense.
In what way will this pique anyone’s curiosity? It’s bacon. Maybe if you don’t know what bacon is? “Oh that table ordered bacon,” assuming they’re watching your table at all. I know you’ve got to zhush the language up a bit for the sake of advertising but you don’t need to pretend this is a cultural event. You’d get more mileage out of letting the idea of the dish explain itself: “Five pieces of bacon, nuff said,” rather than this asinine, fanciful musing.
“Apparatus”
A clothesline made of rosemary.
A great example as to why staying at home is the new fine dining
That’s not bacon, it’s highway robbery.
I ate at a place in Boise that did exactly this (except it was clothesline and not a metal strip). The bacon was great. But messy to get off of the clothesline.
Still better than the bacon hanging from wood clothes pins you see so often in this subreddit.
More like
“This showstopper of a dish will show up on your Instagram within 10 seconds of arriving at the table. Five thick slices of bacon will be cold by then but who cares, you got content.”
You’re really paying for the experience/s
This is more embarrassing than birthday singers