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When you expected spicy but got something totally different.


I was driving so not paying attention to the jerky bag after opening and put one of those nasty things in my mouth.

by Firm_Location_9879

32 Comments

  1. 9fingerfloyd

    One actually made it in your mouth?!?! Jeepers scrreeprs! ….but was it spicy?

  3. crazyweedandtakisboi

    What brand is this so I can avoid it?

  4. DrKrFfXx

    Put that on their socials, I wanna see hell break loose.

  6. sneezywheezer

    Here at vacadillos, we freshly roll all of our jerky in the finest of dryer lints from the foothills of the Oaxaca mountains. Yum yum get you some!

  10. heetchmd

    I had a moldy bag of this same brand from Costco awhile back. The same thing happened, it was in my mouth before I noticed the fuzz. It wasn’t to the dryer lint stage though. Found there was a hole in the bottom of the bag.

  13. hadtobethetacos

    Bro how did you not notice the literal carpet on the jerky when you touched it

  14. NetworkingJesus

    I had this brand before and tbh it tasted terrible even without the mold.

  16. flyrubberband

    I had this brand before and thought it seemed “off”. Didn’t feel good for a couple days but wasn’t sure what it was.

  18. musknasty84

    I’m sorry, you r/vacuumcrimes this is r/spicy

  19. Plankton_Sheldon

    Ohh yeah that would be a customer service call ☎️ but would you even want a buyout of this jerky after that..

  21. Zestyclose-Sundae-44

    Vacadillos sucks in general. Only bag of jerky I’ve ever thrown out, and it was a normal one, no lint

  22. Fishmyashwhole

    that looks like what I just cleaned out of my vacuum cleaner

  23. Geekenstein

    This happens with jerky if there’s a puncture in the bag. It staying fresh relies on it being in an oxygen free environment. Maybe the manufacturers fault for a bad seal, maybe some stocker stuck the knife in a little too deep opening the box. Either way, the manufacturer will want to know.

  24. zambulu

    That sucks. I’ve had that brand before and it was quite spicy and really good. I’d bet the bag got punctured somehow. I e had this happen with potato chips… thick nice purple potato chips (so already a weird color) and the whole bag was soggy and moldy because the bags had gotten flooded in storage and must have been punctured. Another time I bought a case of little bags of potato chips from
    Amazon and was eating them in the dark and was huh, this is soggy and weird. I looked in the bag and it was full of tiny ants. Apparently half the bags had gotten popped during shipping by altitude and then arrived with ants in them.

  30. Simbaisgoo

    This looks like the same one that my wife got me from the airport in Austin and it was the same thing. I ate a piece before I saw all of the fuzzy pieces in the bag. The piece I ate wasn’t fuzzy but I’m sure it still wasn’t good for me

  31. happylittletreehouse

    I bet that’s the mouse that ate the super spicy chocolate bar.

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