Was gonna take a nice pic of a filled doughnut, and then i bit it and it burt out the other end.
Was gonna take a nice pic of a filled doughnut, and then i bit it and it burt out the other end.
by simply_fucked
46 Comments
OOOdragonessOOO
Azoth_N_Storn
Looks like you have some flavored lube there better make use of it
bigpinkmeow
This could be r/mildlyinfuriating as well. Looks like you caught most of the filling though – it would’ve sucked if all of it went on the floor.
Doctor_Saved
This can happen when you get too excited.
spookypumpkinini
it burt
rachstate
Shades of a gastrointestinal patient I had, where we took them for a scan just to make sure it was NOT a “current jelly stool”
Thankfully it was not and they were ok.
This scenario looks way less angsty, albeit frustrating.
Gloomy-Restaurant-42
It’s the lead singer of a classic Canadian rock band: burt & cummings.
SaltySallymander
I love Jelly doughnuts but am almost always disappointed with the amount of jelly. I swear they usually don’t even have half that much. Where did you get it?
I_Suck_At_This_Too
Rookie mistake. You gotta start eating from the injection hole.
ICUMF1962
Fam I thought you sliced your hand 😭
NaturesCandy25
So you were gonna take a photo of the donut after you bit it, when it looks like a duck foot?
barontaint
Did you use a napkin like a proper person to politely clean it up, or did you lick it off with your tongue like the rest of the heathens on here?
No_Substance_7290
Seems more of a r/wellthatsucks situation
yells_at_bugs
Mama said there’d be days like this…
gregorychaos
Give someone a high five!! Tasty treats for everyone!!!
ashlyan
Looks more than just a bit. I’m just saying!
craftycraftsman4u
What what, in the burt
Mumnique
Hubby once burnt the shit out of his lips because he heated up a jam donut in the microwave until the middle was as hot as molten lava and then took a big bite, his lip instantly blistered! ‘‘Twas the night before leaving for 2 weeks work in the bush with big burly men.
hogey989
That was a REALLY well filled donut. I’m impressed
wegob6079
Hate it when I burt, left alone my donut. Calling for clean up.
Background-Arm-8491
Ur looks like jelly rather than jam
Feet-on-land
I love this photo too much lol
ActionQuinn
At least you weren’t opening a Wendy’s sour cream satchel with your teeth and gave yourself a sour cream sanchez. Cause i was that guy.
inferni_advocatvs
That looks more like a blorp than a burt.
ax_colleen
Jelly farts
Epicat224
Who up burting they donut rn
clitter-box
never trust a burt :c
SnooGoats3901
The last time I burt, it was way less appetizing
stuffedbipolarbear
Ahhh, I’m gonna BUURRTTT
MJXThePhoenix
Some doughnut engineer did some sloppy work or else the doughnut construction worker effed up.
Mediocre_Sprinkles
Literally my last ever day of school. Last day seeing everyone, it was a doss day obviously saying goodbye and having one last bit of fun before the real world.
I brought in doughnuts to share with everyone, this happened to me. Bit in and it exploded all over my brand new leavers hoodie. Spent the whole day with a nasty jam stain all down my front and sticky hair.
I don’t eat them anymore.
BeansinPerris
Bro got jellied
ninesevenecho
I know burt might be a typo, but I can hear this in my head as you bite down.
_ranituran
jam fart!
Deucalion666
You don’t look for the donut bootyhole first?
Jeramy_Jones
It’s a natural defense mechanism. The doughnut hopes that you’ll be too focused on the jelly and will drop it, allowing it to roll to freedom.
britbmw
“Burt”
paralyzedmime
at least it happened right by the roomba (dog)
mushiemothgoth
it burt out
Blurstingwithemotion
The jelly to doughnut ratio is impressive
Clean-Replacement666
That’s a lot of donut cum holy shit
Randomfanoftcooal
But was it shitty before that? It looks kinda good
420danger_noodle420
me🤤
Sproose_Moose
That looks like a well done doughnut though, no skimping on the filling
skoomacatmaiq
Rule #1 put your mouth over the premade whole so when it squirts it goes into your mouth
46 Comments
Looks like you have some flavored lube there better make use of it
This could be r/mildlyinfuriating as well. Looks like you caught most of the filling though – it would’ve sucked if all of it went on the floor.
This can happen when you get too excited.
it burt
Shades of a gastrointestinal patient I had, where we took them for a scan just to make sure it was NOT a “current jelly stool”
Thankfully it was not and they were ok.
This scenario looks way less angsty, albeit frustrating.
It’s the lead singer of a classic Canadian rock band: burt & cummings.
I love Jelly doughnuts but am almost always disappointed with the amount of jelly. I swear they usually don’t even have half that much. Where did you get it?
Rookie mistake. You gotta start eating from the injection hole.
Fam I thought you sliced your hand 😭
So you were gonna take a photo of the donut after you bit it, when it looks like a duck foot?
Did you use a napkin like a proper person to politely clean it up, or did you lick it off with your tongue like the rest of the heathens on here?
Seems more of a r/wellthatsucks situation
Mama said there’d be days like this…
Give someone a high five!! Tasty treats for everyone!!!
Looks more than just a bit. I’m just saying!
What what, in the burt
Hubby once burnt the shit out of his lips because he heated up a jam donut in the microwave until the middle was as hot as molten lava and then took a big bite, his lip instantly blistered! ‘‘Twas the night before leaving for 2 weeks work in the bush with big burly men.
That was a REALLY well filled donut. I’m impressed
Hate it when I burt, left alone my donut. Calling for clean up.
Ur looks like jelly rather than jam
I love this photo too much lol
At least you weren’t opening a Wendy’s sour cream satchel with your teeth and gave yourself a sour cream sanchez. Cause i was that guy.
That looks more like a blorp than a burt.
Jelly farts
Who up burting they donut rn
never trust a burt :c
The last time I burt, it was way less appetizing
Ahhh, I’m gonna BUURRTTT
Some doughnut engineer did some sloppy work or else the doughnut construction worker effed up.
Literally my last ever day of school. Last day seeing everyone, it was a doss day obviously saying goodbye and having one last bit of fun before the real world.
I brought in doughnuts to share with everyone, this happened to me. Bit in and it exploded all over my brand new leavers hoodie. Spent the whole day with a nasty jam stain all down my front and sticky hair.
I don’t eat them anymore.
Bro got jellied
I know burt might be a typo, but I can hear this in my head as you bite down.
jam fart!
You don’t look for the donut bootyhole first?
It’s a natural defense mechanism. The doughnut hopes that you’ll be too focused on the jelly and will drop it, allowing it to roll to freedom.
“Burt”
at least it happened right by the roomba (dog)
it burt out
The jelly to doughnut ratio is impressive
That’s a lot of donut cum holy shit
But was it shitty before that? It looks kinda good
me🤤
That looks like a well done doughnut though, no skimping on the filling
Rule #1 put your mouth over the premade whole so when it squirts it goes into your mouth
