If it’s just yours you fold that thing over like a giant pizza taco
Mountain-Ad-460
Unless the robot also took a few bites out of it, there is more wrong going on here…. In 2025 who doesn’t have a pizza cutter in their home? I live in India, but I’ll be damned if I don’t have a can opener and pizza cutter in my house.
Edit: TIL that a pizza cutter is not a universal kitchen accessory and that some savag.. I mean people use a knife to open cans as well as cut their pizza 🍕 you see that emoji…. That’s how you’re supposed to cut a pizza, it shouldn’t look like cheese toast….
BantamCats
You gotta cut it. I use little Caesars. ✂️
belunos
You don’t have a pizza cutter?
Neat-Attempt7442
i’ve seen frozen pizzas that look better than this
rybnickifull
OP, we need to have a chat about cutlery.
Hichael_Hyers
Basically any way that is not like in the picture
AnekeEomi
Apparently, as the image suggests and the old saying goes “one bite at a time”
TimpanogosSlim
I fold it and tell myself it’s a big taco.
s0ulbrother
They are just trying to pass the savings on to you
CosmicParadiseFest
From the middle but off center somehow.
Calm-Conference9884
I kinda like the spikes on the edges 🤣😂
dendritedysfunctions
Pizza is just a burrito waiting to happen.
whirling_cynic
Like a taco.
Bgrubz83
Roll that shit up like a burrito and go to town
RazzSheri
Use a knife to cut it???? You don’t have a butter knife?
Are you high, be so for real..?
G0dis7000
Do you have a pair of scissors or a knife? Those are usually pretty good at cutting things
binarymax
Do you have mice? Because it looks like you have mice.
Notorious_Degen
I got so high once in high school i order a larger Hawaiian and i said don’t cut it… and their like uhh ok…. I roll it up and ate it like a sandwich
Professional_Ad6822
Tear it with my mitts
Room_Temp_Coffee
I hope you were high as shit lmao you had options
Poke/Perforate a line with a fork and tear it
Use the back end of spoon
The edge of a plate
Just rip it with your hands
Affectionate_Yam1349
It’s the nibbling around the crust that feels wrong here..
redditsuckspokey1
Outside in circular. So crust first in a cicrular pattern.
I made a post on my account from many months ago showing it.
humourlessIrish
You should obviously start by gnawing straight through the middle.
Olny then do you switch to eating it from top to bottom
Pastanylle
Well, the crime is not much to discuss, the offender is obviously insane and should be sentenced to a mental facility. The big question here is – how did it even burn like that? Like wtf is wrong with that oven?
Ledrangicus
Tear it, eat the ‘slice’, repeat until you get to a point (about half way) then just pick the rest up, fold it and continue eating it like a taco.
waconcept
Same way you eat a steak with no knife, like a fucking animal.
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If it’s just yours you fold that thing over like a giant pizza taco
Unless the robot also took a few bites out of it, there is more wrong going on here…. In 2025 who doesn’t have a pizza cutter in their home? I live in India, but I’ll be damned if I don’t have a can opener and pizza cutter in my house.
Edit: TIL that a pizza cutter is not a universal kitchen accessory and that some savag.. I mean people use a knife to open cans as well as cut their pizza 🍕 you see that emoji…. That’s how you’re supposed to cut a pizza, it shouldn’t look like cheese toast….
You gotta cut it. I use little Caesars. ✂️
You don’t have a pizza cutter?
i’ve seen frozen pizzas that look better than this
OP, we need to have a chat about cutlery.
Basically any way that is not like in the picture
Apparently, as the image suggests and the old saying goes “one bite at a time”
I fold it and tell myself it’s a big taco.
They are just trying to pass the savings on to you
From the middle but off center somehow.
I kinda like the spikes on the edges 🤣😂
Pizza is just a burrito waiting to happen.
Like a taco.
Roll that shit up like a burrito and go to town
Use a knife to cut it???? You don’t have a butter knife?
Are you high, be so for real..?
Do you have a pair of scissors or a knife? Those are usually pretty good at cutting things
Do you have mice? Because it looks like you have mice.
I got so high once in high school i order a larger Hawaiian and i said don’t cut it… and their like uhh ok…. I roll it up and ate it like a sandwich
Tear it with my mitts
I hope you were high as shit lmao you had options
Poke/Perforate a line with a fork and tear it
Use the back end of spoon
The edge of a plate
Just rip it with your hands
It’s the nibbling around the crust that feels wrong here..
Outside in circular. So crust first in a cicrular pattern.
I made a post on my account from many months ago showing it.
You should obviously start by gnawing straight through the middle.
Olny then do you switch to eating it from top to bottom
Well, the crime is not much to discuss, the offender is obviously insane and should be sentenced to a mental facility. The big question here is – how did it even burn like that? Like wtf is wrong with that oven?
Tear it, eat the ‘slice’, repeat until you get to a point (about half way) then just pick the rest up, fold it and continue eating it like a taco.
Same way you eat a steak with no knife, like a fucking animal.
https://preview.redd.it/uzr3mz1uo56f1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f3661d78e6bbdba073c6e790566d0a903a022ba
Follow up
as a tube and in one singular swallow…. like a normal person.
Now I kind of want to try eating a pizza like sharpening a pencil.
With drpression.😐
Serve with a cold drink, a side of fries and no friends.
Nope. No crime here.