



Wendy’s style. Season all your beef, line a cookie sheet with paper, slap on the meat (I usually do 2 or 3lbs for a standard sheet, more often than not the 3lbs) measure out squares, cut with a pizza slicer, freeze for about 2 hours, finish cutting them. Now they each have their own paper so they’re less likely to stick together, nice and uniform, and perfectly hold your cheese 👌
by DrPenisWrinkle

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Wendy’s beef is NEVER frozen, sir.
I bid you good day.
Looks great! Is the beef seasoned, and if so what are you using?
You had me at Ketel One Vodka.
@DrPenisWrinkle, your kitty looks….concerned?
Yeah you did!!!! Stealing
I… don’t hate it.
I ❤️ Beaver too……
Now I know you’re a Wendy’s fan!
Something I noticed my grandparents do but always thought funny.
Add a hole in the middle of the burger patty before freezing. Turns out perfect every time.
FYI – The grates on your grill are upside down.
Alton Brown did this on his show, but with chopped up onions in the mix. Also, Wendy’s. But I like it, OP. I’m a fan of the square patty.
I like it
Did kitty assist?
Please poke a dozen holes through each patty and make them 1/4 the size …
So, make those patties about 1/3 of the size, add 4 holes, and you have White Castle patties!
Put 5 holes in it and you have White Castle patties.
Bro out here thinking he invented the square (“lorne”) sausage
Secret?
Did you get your shot glass in Beaver, WA?
Wendy’s lawyers have entered the chat…
Smart!!
Cat literally said “drinking again, Steve?”
Ingenious.
I’ve done this for our neighborhood block party a couple of times. Spread it out, use another sheet pan to press down for evenness. Easy to make nice thin patty sliders.
I don’t have square buns do you?
I’m just discovered this method this week end and I am blown away with how awesome everything comes out! Freeze and bbq or throw the whole patty in the oven or grill on a black stone . Endless options but 1 easy and 2 adaptable!
So you use focaccia?
You know why Wendy’s burgers are square?
Because they don’t cut corners
Do they puff up?
So, I dunno if I’m the only one who watches Ordinary Sausage on YouTube, but he did this, but cooked them in a toaster oven lol
Only way I make homemade burgers
[Take this, Traveler. It will aid you in your quest.](https://youtu.be/MbVDQKcxg00?si=YN-GCjKbRUtxB_8t)
I did this once. Cookie pan and all (except freezing).
My friend looked at them and said, “I don’t eat square burgers.”
Drinking a Blue hawaii?
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Oh, wait…
I thought the secret was going to be add vodka.
Narrator: *Unfortunately most never knew, since it could not be named after it’s inventor, DrPenisWrinkle.*
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