It looks like you ordered from a bar on bar rescue
sir_percy_percy
Err.. it’s missing the cheese??
Well, the real cheese
PNW_Forest
Fucking EVERYBODY gets the guilty here.
They get guilty for… whatever that abomination, but I convinct you. – GUILTY of terrible topping choices.
Your sentence: 1,000 hours of trying to convince a Pizza Chef in Naples that this is Pizza.
hypoxiafox
If it’s made in an electric pizza oven, the top grill wasn’t hot enough to brown the toppings before the base started to overbake. Either that or the base was pre-cooked. Either way, numerous crimes were commited here.
stacity
Dishonor to you. Dishonor to your family. Dishonor to your cow.
dojarelius
Stained-Tangerine
Probably because it’s uncooked.
StandOutLikeDogBalls
It’s got virtually no topping. This just crusty thin bread with some stuff tossed **AT** it.
BeefWellingtonSpeedo
The longer you look the worse it gets. CORN? Are those Onions? What kind of “Meat” is THAT?… is there any cheese?…
SirDisastrous7568
It would make a cool tmnt wutang crossover cover tho
jim9162
It’s both under and over cooked.
Impressive
why_ya_running
It looks uncooked because you my dear sir / madam have the smallest amount of brain cells I have ever did see in my 38 years of life, so please do us all a favor never ever order pizza yourself again!!!
BrotherQuartus
That doesn’t even look like fresh pizza. It looks like frozen pizza!
leftykills436
This is a guilty as hell
Geo-Man42069
Dude is that a ham, corn, and cheese whip pizza? No doubt it’s basically raw except the crust got a little singe.
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Because they’re shit at making pizza probably
It looks like you ordered from a bar on bar rescue
Err.. it’s missing the cheese??
Well, the real cheese
Fucking EVERYBODY gets the guilty here.
They get guilty for… whatever that abomination, but I convinct you. – GUILTY of terrible topping choices.
Your sentence: 1,000 hours of trying to convince a Pizza Chef in Naples that this is Pizza.
If it’s made in an electric pizza oven, the top grill wasn’t hot enough to brown the toppings before the base started to overbake. Either that or the base was pre-cooked. Either way, numerous crimes were commited here.
Dishonor to you. Dishonor to your family. Dishonor to your cow.
Probably because it’s uncooked.
It’s got virtually no topping. This just crusty thin bread with some stuff tossed **AT** it.
The longer you look the worse it gets. CORN? Are those Onions? What kind of “Meat” is THAT?… is there any cheese?…
It would make a cool tmnt wutang crossover cover tho
It’s both under and over cooked.
Impressive
It looks uncooked because you my dear sir / madam have the smallest amount of brain cells I have ever did see in my 38 years of life, so please do us all a favor never ever order pizza yourself again!!!
That doesn’t even look like fresh pizza. It looks like frozen pizza!
This is a guilty as hell
Dude is that a ham, corn, and cheese whip pizza? No doubt it’s basically raw except the crust got a little singe.