Double the potential for microbes, half the ease of eating! It’s a lose-lose!
Mindless_Fruit_2313
DIWhy
93sFunnyGuy
So that I don’t have to be the throat goat to get all the flavors at once…not all heroes wear capes 🍻🤣
icswcshadow
Yeah this is ragebait
Fr05t_B1t
r/diwhy
GalliumGoat
About as redundant as making a reaction stitch!
BarMysterious5914
Reminds me of Ice cube soup
Impressive-Koala4742
This is like taking some cheap clothes and add a fashion brand logo to resell at higher prices
dirschau
*LIFEHACK*
NotAComplete
It gets to be a lot saying no homo after every lick.
Crappy-Name
mtvoriginal
i could see it being used for a safety thing! the shape of a classic rocket pop can easily result in pain if the child falls with it in their mouth (hitting the back of the throat, could even lead to choking), or if it’s in their hand and hits their face, especially around a pool which is very slippery and causes a lot more falls, and especially since rocket pops are rather hard compared to maybe one of those cheap popsicles you get with the mouth destroying plastic.
however i do agree it is just likely ragebait.
i won’t knock it completely, but at this point just buy a different shaped popsicle. they make circular ones. or a character. or just one that has a creamier blend so it’s not just straight up solid ice, like a rocket pop.
celebirdd
I usually find those on the side of the road squished by car tires
RowdyRoddyPipeSmoker
this is about as obvious and direct as ragebait gets.
gameboytetris888
It makes the shape non homo
Gabo_Rj
The only reason I could think of for this is to mix the flavours?
Artemus_Hackwell
That is just makework.
TheWormyGamer
ain’t no way they made a popsicle out of a popsicle
104848
😭
reconfiguration
333Deutschblaze
Why ruin something that’s already perfect
Toastburner5000
Well the positive is if aliens wanted to invade the planet, they’d probably see this and think we’re nuts and stay away.
tbenge05
This is totally one of those hyper straight people who don’t want their children with phallic things. Eat a banana with a fork type.
RBlunder
Weird shit like this on the internet is either engagement bait or some weird fetish
ProfessionalCreme119
Before I eat a donut I like to add a little bit of water to it, mash it down inform it into a nice log. Then I put it back in the oven to bake for a little bit and eat it that way.
It doesn’t make it taste better. It’s pretty time consuming.
But I’m a fkn psychopath and if I didn’t do that with my donuts I would probably end up burning down City Hall on my way to work
Sereomontis
What, you never wanted the same ice cream in a different shape before? Happens to me all the time.
Probably happened 14 times today if I had to guess.
spartiecat
Now it’s the optimal shape to fall on the floor. Well done!
bluecandyKayn
If I had to guess, it’s because someone read about how lollipops can cause severe injuries to children’s larynxes if they fall on them, so the parent wants to make sure the shape of the lolipop is one where the kid can’t fall on it and jam it into their throat on accident
It’s a little overboard but it’s not entirely grounded in insanity
EpilepticSeizures
Mom! Look what I did! I made popsicles out of popsicles! I’m so smart!
Celestial_Hart
It’s important to point out that this person is raising a child.
Kitchen-Document4917
This has to be child abuse or something…. Someone call Chris Hansen
MaddieStar2988
add liquor
Fieryathen
So that they don’t choke?
Alivethroughempathy
6ftonalt
Ok but hear me out, maybe the kid has sensory issues and the texture of the wood popsicle stick bothers him. Hell, maybe he even just doesn’t like it and this is a W dad
FupaFerb
If you are going through the trouble doing this, would it not make sense to add more ingredients? A dash of shame does not make it taste better.
RP912
Edward Norton utterly disgusted by this stupid shit
ListerineInMyPeehole
Obviously because you want it to be a way dumber shape.
Consistent_Box_3465
Tom Thibodeau making reaction vids after getting fired? A nice new hustle?
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Nice icecream shape 🤮
Goofy ass icecream shape 😍
Unhygenic as fuck
Double the potential for microbes, half the ease of eating! It’s a lose-lose!
DIWhy
So that I don’t have to be the throat goat to get all the flavors at once…not all heroes wear capes 🍻🤣
Yeah this is ragebait
r/diwhy
About as redundant as making a reaction stitch!
Reminds me of Ice cube soup
This is like taking some cheap clothes and add a fashion brand logo to resell at higher prices
*LIFEHACK*
It gets to be a lot saying no homo after every lick.
i could see it being used for a safety thing! the shape of a classic rocket pop can easily result in pain if the child falls with it in their mouth (hitting the back of the throat, could even lead to choking), or if it’s in their hand and hits their face, especially around a pool which is very slippery and causes a lot more falls, and especially since rocket pops are rather hard compared to maybe one of those cheap popsicles you get with the mouth destroying plastic.
however i do agree it is just likely ragebait.
i won’t knock it completely, but at this point just buy a different shaped popsicle. they make circular ones. or a character. or just one that has a creamier blend so it’s not just straight up solid ice, like a rocket pop.
I usually find those on the side of the road squished by car tires
this is about as obvious and direct as ragebait gets.
It makes the shape non homo
The only reason I could think of for this is to mix the flavours?
That is just makework.
ain’t no way they made a popsicle out of a popsicle
😭
reconfiguration
Why ruin something that’s already perfect
Well the positive is if aliens wanted to invade the planet, they’d probably see this and think we’re nuts and stay away.
This is totally one of those hyper straight people who don’t want their children with phallic things. Eat a banana with a fork type.
Weird shit like this on the internet is either engagement bait or some weird fetish
Before I eat a donut I like to add a little bit of water to it, mash it down inform it into a nice log. Then I put it back in the oven to bake for a little bit and eat it that way.
It doesn’t make it taste better. It’s pretty time consuming.
But I’m a fkn psychopath and if I didn’t do that with my donuts I would probably end up burning down City Hall on my way to work
What, you never wanted the same ice cream in a different shape before? Happens to me all the time.
Probably happened 14 times today if I had to guess.
Now it’s the optimal shape to fall on the floor. Well done!
If I had to guess, it’s because someone read about how lollipops can cause severe injuries to children’s larynxes if they fall on them, so the parent wants to make sure the shape of the lolipop is one where the kid can’t fall on it and jam it into their throat on accident
It’s a little overboard but it’s not entirely grounded in insanity
Mom! Look what I did! I made popsicles out of popsicles! I’m so smart!
It’s important to point out that this person is raising a child.
This has to be child abuse or something…. Someone call Chris Hansen
add liquor
So that they don’t choke?
Ok but hear me out, maybe the kid has sensory issues and the texture of the wood popsicle stick bothers him. Hell, maybe he even just doesn’t like it and this is a W dad
If you are going through the trouble doing this, would it not make sense to add more ingredients? A dash of shame does not make it taste better.
Edward Norton utterly disgusted by this stupid shit
Obviously because you want it to be a way dumber shape.
Tom Thibodeau making reaction vids after getting fired? A nice new hustle?
That’s just having an ice lolly with extra steps.