This pizza made me confused and sad. How does one make a pizza that looks so bad 😔

(I believe ketchup was an addition by the consumer, still doesn’t help its case either way)

by moo003

36 Comments

  1. WorriedLeading2081

    Is that a pizza base? Looks like sourdough toast to me

  2. xX420GanjaWarlordXx

    I am a veritable garbage disposal and I would not eat this 

  3. Looks like a poorly made breakfast themed munchy box.

    Pizza boxes are used for things other than just pizza.

  4. HairyGinger89

    Potato scones base > baked beans as a sauce substitute > chopped bacon, sausage as toppings > cheese > fried egg.

    That’s how you do an all day breakfast “pizza”

  5. DinnerBlasterX

    Looks like somebody cut their arm off and served it in this box wtf?????

  6. black-volcano

    Well, at least they won’t have to pay you a pension

  7. sexwiththebabysitter

    Meh. I’d eat that. Swap out the ketchup for sriracha and good to go.

  8. Moon-Amoeba

    My uncle can neither taste nor smell and still wouldn’t go anywhere near that!

  9. GoatTacos

    I feel like this would be heart burn inducing. I can feel the acid rising

  10. MelonJelly

    That looks like what you’d eat if you wanted fast calories and didn’t care about the look or taste.

  11. I don’t know exactly what I’m looking at, yet I’m intrigued.

  12. zombietomato

    It’s literally just a deconstructed breakfast sandwich. Y’all are being dramatic

  13. This is my first visit to this sub and I actually gagged. What a welcome…

  14. Birdy_Cephon_Altera

    My heart seized up just looking at that.

  15. Chemical_Salad4709

    Post this to r/pizzacrimes this pizza needs to go to court.

  16. Nah_Bruh_Lol

    This prep method actively takes more work than just buying pre-made dough and some cooked egg.

  17. ConsistencyWelder

    Breakfast pizza isn’t a thing. Stop being so American.

  18. LingeringSentiments

    Yo, the gases your body is about to create..

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