These are my mom’s eggs. This home is a prison and death is a key

by Stellaeono

30 Comments

  1. CorruptDictator

    I need a description of what horrors I am witnessing.

  2. Diligent_Sound_5383

    looks like not lol “perfectly” made poached eggs ? nothing wrong with it in general

  3. I like this sub because sometimes I don’t feel so bad about my cooking. Also, wth is the idea behind a half fried half poached sweet egg?

  4. Karma7622

    They are poached… incorrectly! But they will still taste good!

  5. hanhanbanan

    As a shitty food law advocate, I’m gonna advise you to put your mom under citizen’s arrest. Loudly announce her crime when you do it so no bystanders try to intervene.

  6. FrananaBanana452

    It looks grim, but it’s legit. My eggs come out perfect every time I poach them in shallow water, and using a frying pan can make that easier 🤷. Her adding sugar, though? Absolutely not lol

  7. PJRama1864

    I mean, poached eggs are pretty good…that is what I’m looking at, right?

  8. dr_strange-love

    Question: are they served in the water? 

  9. ccReptilelord

    This pick is a bit horrifying, but the idea is perfectly fine, except the sugar. I don’t know what that’s about.

  10. REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum

    Welcome home son 🫂, we will adopt you 🤗

  11. Saturnsmooch

    I don’t believe this is gonna be a soup, this has to just be badly poached eggs, imma need an update pic pls

  12. Perfect_Rain8612

    Can you tell your mother this is NOT how to make egg drop soup?

  13. thatkilliankid

    I thought she was water boarding the eggs.

  14. unclejoe1917

    Where is your mom from that she learned to do this?

  15. Ponybaby34

    Eggs boiled in sugar water served as a soup? That’s the whole dish? Sweet boiled egg water? What

  16. BiscuitsLostPassword

    Are you sure she’s not making shaksuka but backwards?

    Tell us about this alleged “soup”, your mom is up to something!

  17. How do people fuck up the fundamentals so bad? What test tube environment creates this shit?

  18. DenikaMae

    You see her poachin’

    You Hatin’

    You hoping

    that she gone’ stop at warm and jammy.

  19. Oh no. That’s what the pan looks like *after* you’ve made eggs and are now soaking the pan.

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