No added nitrates.

by Reese_Withersp0rk

16 Comments

  1. Except for those naturally occurring from the Twinkies

  2. Smores_Mochi

    O-oh… oh my god.. this one actually made me feel slightly sick.

  3. themostsadpandas

    This sounds like a gay sex position from urban dictionary

  4. RonnocSivad

    I was so god damn worried about nitrates being added.

  5. Now, I like carnival food (funnel cake and deep fried Twinkies are my go-to ones), but even I think this is stupid…

  6. Girlfartsarehot

    Idk if it’s because I’m starving but that looks so fucking good

  7. Reasonable_Bake_8534

    I don’t think the nitrates are what you’re gonna need to worry about with this one

  8. Reese_Withersp0rk

    Hot Cheetos would have been fine. Twinkies would have been weird but novel. But Hot Cheetos Twinkies? What are we doing?

  9. mariofeds3

    man the USA is a magical land of wonders isn’t it?

  10. GenghisQuan2571

    When will you Occidentals understand and accept that sweet flavors belong on meat?

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