Got this just for you. I hear you like carbonara?

I added the basil as that seems to be the serving suggestion (it did not help).

I saw this in the supermarket yesterday and it made me think of this sub and laugh. I knew it would be gross but actually nothing could have prepared me for this level of disgusting. The texture of the pasta is beyond revolting. It is genuinely inedible. So bad I should probably tag it NSFW.

Even my cat was disgusted.