I dug a little around both sides and cant figure out which is the top. I think it may have rooted the end that didnt come up… no idea. I'm leaving it as is. It seems like it saw it's friends get cut off at the stem and said not today!
by localCNC
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juanspicywiener
I’m guessing herbicide damage
SeaAnalyst8680
Do you blame it?
theericle_58
Wonderful comment thread. Had me rolling.
ArmoredCocaineBear
If you look at the directions the leaves(I think they’re leaves?) point it’s pretty clear which side is the top
ChariotsOfShame
I mean, have you seen the news? If I were an asparagus subjected to the present day horrors of humanity, I too, would go right back from where I came from.
Background-Ship3019
I feel like nope’ing out of 2025 myself.
NotChristina
I’m sorry I have no way to help you but holy heck this made me laugh. 😂😂
Nic_OLE_Touche
Cute. It’s a little fairy garden.
RotiPisang_
Same buddy, same.
Heinz_Josef
If the cherries are red, the asparagus is dead.
TheThrivingest
It’s living the dream tbh
Elrohwen
Love this thread haha.
I’ve had this happen at the same spot multiple years in a row. Maybe rocks in the ground?
MetaphoricalMouse
lol damn that’s cool. based ass asparagus
Pholly7
AD affects a lot of plants your age. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.
Adrenalize_me
Ouroboragus
Fenifula
Call the local news: “Asparagus Spear Commits Harakiri”!
whoisthedrizzle_
Probably saw its shadow.
heydianahey
me tbh
Crawlerzero
I’m sure that asparagus still loves you and is trying hard, but things are a bit different after 40.
angelinabobina312
Came here for all the “me too, I’m going back to bed” comments and it did not disappoint
scritchesfordoges
Asparagus had a rib removed to be able to do that.
Existing_Potential37
Same
Bonnskij
My spirit veg
not_very_magic_mike
Asparagroborous.
ToKillUvuia
“After 4 hours of streaming, I felt tired so I went to bed”
I’ve been chuckling for the last five minutes because of how you phrased it. Incredible work. Never grown asparagus though
Greenishfingers033
they woke up to this world and decided to go back 😭🙏
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I’m guessing herbicide damage
Do you blame it?
Wonderful comment thread. Had me rolling.
If you look at the directions the leaves(I think they’re leaves?) point it’s pretty clear which side is the top
I mean, have you seen the news? If I were an asparagus subjected to the present day horrors of humanity, I too, would go right back from where I came from.
I feel like nope’ing out of 2025 myself.
I’m sorry I have no way to help you but holy heck this made me laugh. 😂😂
Cute. It’s a little fairy garden.
Same buddy, same.
If the cherries are red, the asparagus is dead.
It’s living the dream tbh
Love this thread haha.
I’ve had this happen at the same spot multiple years in a row. Maybe rocks in the ground?
lol damn that’s cool. based ass asparagus
AD affects a lot of plants your age. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.
Ouroboragus
Call the local news: “Asparagus Spear Commits Harakiri”!
Probably saw its shadow.
me tbh
I’m sure that asparagus still loves you and is trying hard, but things are a bit different after 40.
Came here for all the “me too, I’m going back to bed” comments and it did not disappoint
Asparagus had a rib removed to be able to do that.
Same
My spirit veg
Asparagroborous.
“After 4 hours of streaming, I felt tired so I went to bed”
I’ve been chuckling for the last five minutes because of how you phrased it. Incredible work. Never grown asparagus though
they woke up to this world and decided to go back 😭🙏
That’s what she said