Shit pizza

by pentarou

15 Comments

  1. I was just testing a new dough recipe and used what I had is all. It’s tomato sauce, American cheese, a bratwurst and a jalapeño. The crust was legit tasty, crunchy then soft. I know what I did.

  2. eilonwyhasemu

    Jail for the American cheese unless you’re from northeastern Pennsylvania. Otherwise it looks good, though.

  3. SunTzuLao

    Criminal use of a sorry excuse for cheese, should get off with a warning and some community service 🤔

  4. _PirateWench_

    Obviously American cheese is a violation, but at least it’s cheese. Let go with a warning and a *strong* suggestion to keep a better shredded cheese on hand at all times to test dough recipes (nothing wrong with a plain cheese)…

  5. Buck_Folton

    Well, it’s not a pizza felony. Maybe a misdemeanor.

  6. manwiththewood

    Ok, Im a lenient Judge, but this is concerning. I might suggest some rehab and a mental health evaluation before we can continue. We’ll set the pre-trial date once both of those are complete.

  7. FleshyPartOfThePin

    Only acceptable use is if very baked.

  8. Anxious_Suomi

    Looks terrible, but to sum up all its parts, I don’t think it would be terrible. I’d say it’s a crime, but thw kind of “crime” even a cop is like ‘get outta here.’

  9. Dangerous_Ad_6101

    GUILTY As Charged! Pie looks ☢️☣️

  10. DevilPixelation

    It looks like the gummy pizzas one of those YT kids’ channels would munch on

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