My daughter’s Father’s Day Pizza Crime

by RAWisROLLIE

14 Comments

  1. MyMomsTastyButthole

    “I would eat it, how about you?”

    I think you know what you have to do, Dad.

    And remember, the eggs have to go on AFTER it comes out of the oven. They’re raw eggs.

  2. Joseph419270577

    Your Honor, this falls under the jurisdiction of the Family Court. Such parental negligence in exposing one’s minor child to the derision of our serious court is the only crime here.

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  3. rrodrick386

    Off topic (topping) but your daughter is going to become a great artist

  4. bluecomposer

    Reminds me of the Hamilton parody where he just describes an outrageous pizza order

  5. Internal_Gur_4268

    Ice cream is a no no, you let her watch too much Scooby-Doo? I could actually see spinach inside the crust having potential, but maybe not alone. I also can’t help notice there aren’t even any traditional pizza toppings on it. Guess she isn’t a pineapple fan? Man, I’d try it but I’m not eating a avocado pit

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