Waiting for that chocolate to keep flowing off of the “plate” onto her lap.
alamakjan
So how do you have this cake to go?
warloghe
“Cake”
Zachary96_
How is this a Matilda cake?
ChemistGlum6302
Why does the lady low key look like a well kept Aunt Trunchbull
klods_hans
r/WeWantPlates
andytdesigns1
I don’t remember it looking like diarrhea
uhhhgreeno
the cake in Matilda looked much more appetizing than that slop
CherryClassic31
Actually really good but a bit pricy for a dessert despite the fat portion (c. €30). Restaurant Nesle in Paris
DucklingInARaincoat
r/poopfromabutt
TheAngelol
I’m mad that the cake isn’t called “Bruce, Bruce, Bruce!”. Missed opportunity there.
Xentonian
The “Matilda Cake” was an extremely thick, dense mudcake. Almost closer to an undercooked dark chocolate fudge brownie than a cake.
This is slop. This looks like what happens to the cake after the kid chucks it back up again.
FlinnyWinny
I lover glancing down at the mess and hugely cringing, realizing she severely underestimate just how much of a chocolate diarrhea mess she ordered….
hellgawashere
This is the thrid time I’ve seen this cake. It’s pmo that it’s nothing like the cake from the movie. Movie cake was dense and moist with fully set chocolate frosting and fudge. Liquid chocolate? The teacher literally smacks the cake into the child’s hand.
oblivion2g
I would
Fun-Department3533
They obviously have never seen matilda.
bluepushkin
Really weird to serve it on paper instead of a large sharing dish. But I’m not mad at it.
AdhesivenessOk5194
That cake in Matilda ruined chocolate cake for me for the rest of my life. Fudge and brownies too.
Any thick chocolate texture makes me wanna vomit.
Pause.
NCOMPAQ77
That looks like so much waste.
nvbombsquad
I’d be on it like the fat kid from william wonka
RWBYRain
These guys obviously never watched the movie
verbalyabusiveshit
Damn, it really does reminds me of my last stomach issue
Traditional_Ebb_1379
Mrs trunchbull pretending like it’s not made of blood sweat and tears
Healthy-Situation310
Nope.
cactuscore
That Le Nesle place which has this on menu is located in Paris, 22 Rue Dauphine.
Reasonable-Ad7755
Get the snorkel
Mr_Rogan_Tano
Wood
nocomment413
No the Matilda cake was moist and dense layered chocolate cake. This is just slop
RelChan2_0
This is why I’m not a fan of many cakes, they overdo things like this
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Waiting for that chocolate to keep flowing off of the “plate” onto her lap.
So how do you have this cake to go?
“Cake”
How is this a Matilda cake?
Why does the lady low key look like a well kept Aunt Trunchbull
r/WeWantPlates
I don’t remember it looking like diarrhea
the cake in Matilda looked much more appetizing than that slop
Actually really good but a bit pricy for a dessert despite the fat portion (c. €30). Restaurant Nesle in Paris
r/poopfromabutt
I’m mad that the cake isn’t called “Bruce, Bruce, Bruce!”. Missed opportunity there.
The “Matilda Cake” was an extremely thick, dense mudcake. Almost closer to an undercooked dark chocolate fudge brownie than a cake.
This is slop. This looks like what happens to the cake after the kid chucks it back up again.
I lover glancing down at the mess and hugely cringing, realizing she severely underestimate just how much of a chocolate diarrhea mess she ordered….
This is the thrid time I’ve seen this cake. It’s pmo that it’s nothing like the cake from the movie. Movie cake was dense and moist with fully set chocolate frosting and fudge. Liquid chocolate? The teacher literally smacks the cake into the child’s hand.
I would
They obviously have never seen matilda.
Really weird to serve it on paper instead of a large sharing dish. But I’m not mad at it.
That cake in Matilda ruined chocolate cake for me for the rest of my life. Fudge and brownies too.
Any thick chocolate texture makes me wanna vomit.
Pause.
That looks like so much waste.
I’d be on it like the fat kid from william wonka
These guys obviously never watched the movie
Damn, it really does reminds me of my last stomach issue
Mrs trunchbull pretending like it’s not made of blood sweat and tears
Nope.
That Le Nesle place which has this on menu is located in Paris, 22 Rue Dauphine.
Get the snorkel
Wood
No the Matilda cake was moist and dense layered chocolate cake. This is just slop
This is why I’m not a fan of many cakes, they overdo things like this
Can…can I just have a nice piece of cheesecake?
