Needed a table

by DrMartensAdvice

12 Comments

  1. welding_guy_from_LI

    Pizza abuse .. 30 day of community service for this ooey gooey crime

  2. JellyPast1522

    Love eating a hunk of box cheese, hate when a piece of cardboard joins uninvited…

  3. treesout23

    Still smashing it, if I can get another pie that’s a plus

  4. sucknocover

    I’m crying. In part due to the travesty in the photograph. More so due to the fact that I am currently cloud surfing.

  5. It’s just a little airborne, it’s still good, it’s still good!

  6. TheInfiniteSlash

    I mean it still looks good to eat. Difficult to know if we blame the pizza chef or the pizza box for the damage done.

    The pizza is not guilty in my opinion, but I would ask the Judge find both the chef and the pizza box guilty, and sentenced to lone combat in gladiatorial combat. The winner’s sentence is revoked, while the loser is put in prison.

    We don’t have to worry about the 8th amendment when it comes to pizza crimes do we?

  7. Dogekaliber

    TF is this?? Eggplant on pizza? You deserved this

  8. horizon_games

    Did they pre-burn the sloppy deli meats before uncooking the rest of the pizza or what?

  9. DownTheHatch80

    Is that salami??? Yum. Yeah that’ll scrape back but I’d still mention it. Maybe get a free one. Less smooshy.

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