Mom forgot the pepperoni on my pepperoni and onion pizza
To be fair, it’s still pretty good for what it is 🤣
by unhoIyghost
34 Comments
Estoye
Not guilty by reason of OP saying it was still decent
trashbandit3204
this isn’t a huge crime, i feel like calling it a misdemeanor is even a little harsh. but im an onion lover so i may be biased🧅
Donnaandjoe
There’s no crime here. Stop wasting the court. Not guilty.
PhilRubdiez
Civil issue, not criminal. Please submit this to the Small, 2-toppings Claims Court.
Avox0976
It’s okay margarita is still great and margarita and Onion is also amazing, pizza looks incredible, no a crime
NopeRope13
Pizza is pizza. Enjoy it completely
vanillaninja777
Cheese and onion is a flavour in its own right. Not guilty
Threadycascade2
Sell her
KillerCroc124
This is the j-walking of pizza crimes
HoytG
This is not a pizza crime. Just a mild inconvenience.
KingRaht
I was summoned for this!? Looks delicious just eat it.
Oh_no_its_Joe
Not guilty. Your mother loves you very much. Please hug her for me, OP.
LilDaddyBree
Onion is my fav topping. This pizza looks like a regular order for me.
B17BAWMER
As a certified onion hater, asking for it was the misdemeanor offense.
OrochiKarnov
Life goes on, sweetie
peakpositivity
There are charges against the individual aka “Mom”. The first count alleges that the individual conspired to be unaware of their children’s preferred pizza toppings. The second count alleges that the individual conspired to believe that anyone would order an “onion pizza”, although it was “decent”. The pizza courts should consider these charges as serious crimes against Pizza as it exists today.
Frosty-Pay5351
Not guilty as pizza still looks good. Should be in small claims not here
totallynotrobboss
May not be a fan of onions but it does look fine
mark-suckaburger
Jaywalking of pizza crimes. Verbal warning all charges dropped
lift_heavy64
Topping negligence, that’s a petty misdemeanor
No-Blueberry-1823
Did you say “Mom forgot”? I don’t think you should be allowed to complain about a pizza if you had to have your mom get it
No_Obligation4496
You know what? r/onionlovers
drethnudrib
At least you’ll only need half the number of Tums afterwards.
YourBoyTussin1122
Maybe if you moved out of your Mom’s house, she wouldn’t have to order your pizza.
loonygecko
So your mom got you a free pizza? I’d suggest you say thanx.
TurntHermit
I had a pizza like this but the onions were diced differently and harder to see so I thought it was cheese. Woulda never gotten an “onion pizza” but it was pretty good
LingeringSentiments
That’s 30 days in the Chokie
That_Jonesy
Maybe start ordering your own pizza like a big boi huh?
Historical_Clock_864
IMO white onion and green pepper with extra cheese is a pretty good veggie combo even if you aren’t into vegetarian stuff. Not saying it’s good for you. But it’s a good combo
34 Comments
Not guilty by reason of OP saying it was still decent
this isn’t a huge crime, i feel like calling it a misdemeanor is even a little harsh. but im an onion lover so i may be biased🧅
There’s no crime here. Stop wasting the court. Not guilty.
Civil issue, not criminal. Please submit this to the Small, 2-toppings Claims Court.
It’s okay margarita is still great and margarita and
Onion is also amazing, pizza looks incredible, no a crime
Pizza is pizza. Enjoy it completely
Cheese and onion is a flavour in its own right. Not guilty
Sell her
This is the j-walking of pizza crimes
This is not a pizza crime. Just a mild inconvenience.
I was summoned for this!? Looks delicious just eat it.
Not guilty. Your mother loves you very much. Please hug her for me, OP.
Onion is my fav topping. This pizza looks like a regular order for me.
As a certified onion hater, asking for it was the misdemeanor offense.
Life goes on, sweetie
There are charges against the individual aka “Mom”. The first count alleges that the individual conspired to be unaware of their children’s preferred pizza toppings. The second count alleges that the individual conspired to believe that anyone would order an “onion pizza”, although it was “decent”. The pizza courts should consider these charges as serious crimes against Pizza as it exists today.
Not guilty as pizza still looks good. Should be in small claims not here
May not be a fan of onions but it does look fine
Jaywalking of pizza crimes. Verbal warning all charges dropped
Topping negligence, that’s a petty misdemeanor
Did you say “Mom forgot”? I don’t think you should be allowed to complain about a pizza if you had to have your mom get it
You know what? r/onionlovers
At least you’ll only need half the number of Tums afterwards.
Maybe if you moved out of your Mom’s house, she wouldn’t have to order your pizza.
So your mom got you a free pizza? I’d suggest you say thanx.
I had a pizza like this but the onions were diced differently and harder to see so I thought it was cheese. Woulda never gotten an “onion pizza” but it was pretty good
That’s 30 days in the Chokie
Maybe start ordering your own pizza like a big boi huh?
IMO white onion and green pepper with extra cheese is a pretty good veggie combo even if you aren’t into vegetarian stuff. Not saying it’s good for you. But it’s a good combo
Veggies on pizza is normal. Not guilty
Not a criminal act. Refer to Family Court.
That does look pretty good. Funny, though.
Looks like momma’s wrong again
Actually, she ate it.