I used to have to do this when I was working in the oilfield of North Dakota. There weren’t portable lunch box heaters back then and I’d warm food up on the dash in the winter.
Warmer weather would be me eating lots of salads and MREs
coffsyrup
That’s wild it cooked so much. Glad you enjoyed it friend. Next time you do this, bring a meat thermometer to check temps!
j-shoe
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should …
Cheap-Maintenance492
🤢
Glittering_Spot2498
I used to work in a news room and every July we had the fire department come out and cook eggs on someone’s dashboard. We would also leave a reporter in a vehicle with the widows up and they were attached to a a machine and we would watch their blood pressure and heart rate skyrocket. Great weather segments.
TheKrakIan
115* today in PHX, I believe it.
Beware_the_silent
Yes I too would want to consume my steak cooked under the sun in a plastic bag. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
yetinugz614
Rumor is…he’s still chewing
Willing_Television77
Suzuki vide
ningyna
This seems r/mildlycarcinogenic
BildoBaggins6969
A shitty steak in exchange for food poisoning doesn’t sound like a good deal.
jonathan2282
My brother used to reshape some aluminum foil to reheat food in his car. He never did it with anything raw though.
MyNameIsGladHeAteHer
Ohhh yeah dash steaks are the best! I do this every-time i want botulism for a week!!!
rslogix89
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
SludyAcorn
I used to refuel aircraft in the Air Force, every summer in the desert heat I’d have a shoe box lined with aluminum foil, cook burgers in that thing on the dashboard as I was throwing fuel on an aircraft.
matbots
No thanks. I do like that he seasoned it though!
doodahpunk
NSFW 😂
WRHeronkill
hmm microplastics
stratj45d28
Mmmmm plastic…
leseanjr
Eat that if you dare
Unfair-Increase-5037
At least should’ve wrapped it in foil. No microplastics for me 🤢
BasketFair3378
There was a radio station that would give a recipe for dashboard dinners. None really worked out! Yuck 🤮
Red-Faced-Wolf
This isn’t the same as when I reheated spaghetti on the work truck at the construction site
PitSpecialist
Terrible
Rolands_missing_head
I used to work on IMSA sports car racing and we had a race at NJ Motorsports Park maybe 15 years ago, it was like 110 outside and the guys at Turner Motorsports cooked a steak in the passenger side floor board of a BMW M6 over the course of the race and ate it after and it looked delicious!
NjoyLif
r/nosear
Bitter-Basket
Really ziplocks in the flavor.
ninjahelix
Did he just bite that shit. The fuck
RespectTheTree
How do you shit in a water bottle?
APuckerLipsNow
It’s not grilling unless it’s tied to the grill.
This is more like dine & dash.
Dynamite83
As a truck driver, I’ve heated up (reheated) all kinds of food either on the engine somewhere or on the dash. Food in a well sealed container on the defrost vents and covered by a coat or something will get steamy hot after a while. But I have never even contemplated “cooking” a steak on the dash like this. I guess it’s possible, but can’t imagine it’s very good. Seems like a waste of a completely good steak.
NashDawgg117
Should have went with the foil pack method
Da_danimal
What dipping sauce for the microplastics?
whaler76
This is one of those “just because you can doesn’t mean you should” situations.
HunterInTheWild_383
“Sir how would you like your steak?”
“Moo, with a dash of microplastic”
dkwinsea
Well that explains the terrible speeding in the FedEx trucks.
thorfromthex
That’s fucking disgusting!
sultics
Microplastics
paulerxx
Shit looks like tuna bruh
Tim_d_othy
How hot was it?
midniterun10
This guy is a savage
Strange_Window_7206
That was im temperature danger zone for a long time. Would not eat that! Unless you want to get sick
MHAccA
Bold of you to say Cook.
aokaf
That’s nothing, in a USPS LLV you can bake a pizza
5Lv8
That’s fine as long as you scrub it down with some Dawn first
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I used to have to do this when I was working in the oilfield of North Dakota. There weren’t portable lunch box heaters back then and I’d warm food up on the dash in the winter.
Warmer weather would be me eating lots of salads and MREs
That’s wild it cooked so much. Glad you enjoyed it friend. Next time you do this, bring a meat thermometer to check temps!
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should …
🤢
I used to work in a news room and every July we had the fire department come out and cook eggs on someone’s dashboard. We would also leave a reporter in a vehicle with the widows up and they were attached to a a machine and we would watch their blood pressure and heart rate skyrocket. Great weather segments.
115* today in PHX, I believe it.
Yes I too would want to consume my steak cooked under the sun in a plastic bag. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Rumor is…he’s still chewing
Suzuki vide
This seems r/mildlycarcinogenic
A shitty steak in exchange for food poisoning doesn’t sound like a good deal.
My brother used to reshape some aluminum foil to reheat food in his car. He never did it with anything raw though.
Ohhh yeah dash steaks are the best! I do this every-time i want botulism for a week!!!
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
I used to refuel aircraft in the Air Force, every summer in the desert heat I’d have a shoe box lined with aluminum foil, cook burgers in that thing on the dashboard as I was throwing fuel on an aircraft.
No thanks. I do like that he seasoned it though!
NSFW 😂
hmm microplastics
Mmmmm plastic…
Eat that if you dare
At least should’ve wrapped it in foil. No microplastics for me 🤢
There was a radio station that would give a recipe for dashboard dinners. None really worked out! Yuck 🤮
This isn’t the same as when I reheated spaghetti on the work truck at the construction site
Terrible
I used to work on IMSA sports car racing and we had a race at NJ Motorsports Park maybe 15 years ago, it was like 110 outside and the guys at Turner Motorsports cooked a steak in the passenger side floor board of a BMW M6 over the course of the race and ate it after and it looked delicious!
r/nosear
Really ziplocks in the flavor.
Did he just bite that shit. The fuck
How do you shit in a water bottle?
It’s not grilling unless it’s tied to the grill.
This is more like dine & dash.
As a truck driver, I’ve heated up (reheated) all kinds of food either on the engine somewhere or on the dash. Food in a well sealed container on the defrost vents and covered by a coat or something will get steamy hot after a while. But I have never even contemplated “cooking” a steak on the dash like this. I guess it’s possible, but can’t imagine it’s very good. Seems like a waste of a completely good steak.
Should have went with the foil pack method
What dipping sauce for the microplastics?
This is one of those “just because you can doesn’t mean you should” situations.
“Sir how would you like your steak?”
“Moo, with a dash of microplastic”
Well that explains the terrible speeding in the FedEx trucks.
That’s fucking disgusting!
Microplastics
Shit looks like tuna bruh
How hot was it?
This guy is a savage
That was im temperature danger zone for a long time. Would not eat that! Unless you want to get sick
Bold of you to say Cook.
That’s nothing, in a USPS LLV you can bake a pizza
That’s fine as long as you scrub it down with some Dawn first