Freeze dried alaskan king crab



by Silojm

40 Comments

  1. wizardrous

    What the fuck’s the point of buying freeze dried food and then getting it wet again?

  2. the_orange_alligator

    These look like those fancy treats for dogs who eat better than me

  3. The guy seems to be unimpressed. He literally says that it tastes like crap 😂

  4. gravityryte

    The freeze dried bite was cringe but I don’t really have a problem with the rehydrated version. I can definitely say that I’ve spent much less on fresh crab though so yeah, dumb

  5. Typical_Sport_6383

    Red lobster don’t count as a “seafood restaurant” when you could buy the whole menu for $145

  6. Why is this stupid? It’s freeze dry preserved food.

  7. idg what dumb about this, alot ppl ask ppl who do freezed dried reviews to bite into dehydrated to describe it.

  8. SilentGrass

    This isn’t stupid food, just not the right application of the product. Freeze dried is fantastic for scenarios where you need preserved food. For instance I’ve been on long backpacking trips where we make our own dinners with freeze dried ingredients. I would absolutely tear into this in a chowder form or something at the end of a long hike.

  9. KrissiKross

    It’s a waste of good crab, but I think you should use it for practicality reasons instead of just rehydrating it for funsies

  10. Hot_Situation4292

    it’s not stupid it’s cool just a method of food preservation

  11. burnafter3ading

    Just because they could, the company never considered if they should.

  12. I just woke up from like 3 hours of sleep and read the title as “Freeze Baked Alaska King Crab” and now this doesn’t seem quite as stupid in comparison

  13. rikusorasephiroth

    This isn’t really ‘stupid food’ so much as ‘more money than brains food’.

  14. Euphoric-Height-2488

    Girl… how dare you honor that shit with melted butter.

  15. Routine_Tip2280

    You know when you find a spider that’s died and has been sitting on your windowsill for like 8 months?

  16. elisejones14

    Costco sells these dried out salmon skins. But they are dog treats and they’re like $12. Just eat that. Just as disgusting as whatever freeze dried shit this is and for much less.

  17. Specialist-Pie2839

    They just used this as an excuse to eat butter.

  18. Dorsal-fin-1986

    Good old American Quality sticker on the back. That quality being absolute 0.

  19. SignificanceTimely20

    I don’t trust anyone to tell me something taste “good” when they smack their lips and mouths like a degenerate. Yeah I’m sure it taste better than your pure sugar and mt.dew diet honey boo boo but I’m good.

  20. Thisisamazing1234

    Ok. The crunching into the shell got me…. BUT I’m down to try it correctly

  21. ObnoxiouslyPanda

    I cant get past that initial crunch. That was diabolical. >n<

  22. Who is the market for this? If you can afford a $145 bag of crab, you aren’t buying freeze dried crab

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