Maybe it slid off the dash and out an open window? Or maybe they ordered extra cheese and were displeased and chucked it in the road on purpose. Whether negligence or willful, it's a pizza crime for sure.
by RThreading10
9 Comments
dread_pirate_robin
Draw a chalk outline around it.
lose_not_loose_man
While the ejection of the pizza from the vehicle may or may not have been accidental, the fact that the pizza remains unattended on the road confirms that a crime has taken place.
At worst, we’re looking at first-degree pizzacide. At best, we’re looking at a hit-and-run and/or littering. There is no lawful way a pizza could end up in this condition, and remain so long enough to be photographed, so as soon as a suspect is identified, an indictment is guaranteed. The jury can work out if punishment is required, but if the question is, “was a crime committed here?,” the answer is unambiguously “yes.”
Tricky-Shelter-2090
Manslaughter if they’re drunk. If their sober and left it on the car top misdemeanor.
dmisfit21
An accident implies that no one is to blame.
JetstreamGW
Put pizza on roof, unlock car, load things, forget pizza on roof, drive.
co1lectivechaos
A tragedy of large proportions
sourskittles98
It’s a pizza hit and run.
Impending_Doom25
Is that Papa John’s? The horror… Let’s have a moment of silence for the best of the major pizza chains
9 Comments
Draw a chalk outline around it.
While the ejection of the pizza from the vehicle may or may not have been accidental, the fact that the pizza remains unattended on the road confirms that a crime has taken place.
At worst, we’re looking at first-degree pizzacide. At best, we’re looking at a hit-and-run and/or littering. There is no lawful way a pizza could end up in this condition, and remain so long enough to be photographed, so as soon as a suspect is identified, an indictment is guaranteed. The jury can work out if punishment is required, but if the question is, “was a crime committed here?,” the answer is unambiguously “yes.”
Manslaughter if they’re drunk. If their sober and left it on the car top misdemeanor.
An accident implies that no one is to blame.
Put pizza on roof, unlock car, load things, forget pizza on roof, drive.
A tragedy of large proportions
It’s a pizza hit and run.
Is that Papa John’s? The horror… Let’s have a moment of silence for the best of the major pizza chains
Eat your damn food!