So I posted a few weeks ago about leaving 3 pumpkins to decompose in my garden last fall (see post history). I had about 15-20 plants and I culled down to 2, 1 in each front corner of the garden box. These things are huge… Way larger than expected. Is there any way to make this work? Or will they smother everything in their path? I've never grown pumpkin before

by FunnyAsFuck

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  1. This is why it’s really not recommended to grow squash, pumpkins, etc in boxes or raised beds. I dedicate ~25×30’+ to squash, pumpkins, etc every year. Their vines grow all over the place. They’re just big plants. 

  2. There’s definitely a reason they grow pumpkins in fields. 😬 It’s either going to take over the sidewalk or the bed. They are not small or compact plants.

  3. RedQueenWhiteQueen

    The one on the left could be trained over the handrail, but that’ll buy you a week, at most, and it won’t stop there; it’ll take over the whole doorway there.

  4. Signal_Error_8027

    They’re just getting going, too. My composted pumpkin vines get to 10′ long, unless some pest or disease takes them out first.

    Depending on what else is growing in the bed beside the planter, you may be able to guide the one on the right to grow vines into that bed. But the one on the left is pretty much blocked in by the house / stairs / pathway. It already looks a little less happy than the other plant. You could try moving that one on the left and planting it somewhere else. It may not survive the transplant, though.

    Is that a new pathway? If not, how are you keeping weeds out of the spaces between the pavers?

  5. Dependent-Sign-2407

    These are tiny compared with how big they’ll ultimately get.

  6. PureReply7639

    You haven’t seen anything yet, that is going to get bigger… and bigger….

  7. Chile-Habanero

    One day you are going to look back at these pics and realize for pumpkins this is like a newborn phase lol. Best of luck they look great!

  8. Those are still babies. Sorry, but the house belongs to the pumpkins now and you’ll have to move out until it’s time to harvest.

  9. yo-ovaries

    *You haven’t even seen my final form yet.*

    Expect 6-10’ vines by the end of season. They can be directed in some new places and spill out on the walk ways. 

    It’s fine. It’s fun! Let them be. Let go of the idea of a “tidy” garden and be a bit jungley this season. 

  10. purplemarkersniffer

    If you are determined to keep them. A trellis or large arch. They will smother out other sun loving plants because of the leaves that shade them out. You can trim vines to a certain extent but judging from your gardening aesthetic and type A intensity toward the way this looks (symmetry), you won’t be happy and the pumpkin won’t be happy. They don’t transplant well, it’s best to let go and find something more suited to the space and you. If it’s squash or pumpkin you are after there are small bush varieties that may do better. Keep in mind these are just getting started and may triple or quadruple in size depending on variety, sunlight, and care.

  11. Tiny-Albatross518

    You’re worried now? It’s gonna be 25 long, huge leaves 6 pumpkins. You’re going to need a machete

  12. irish_taco_maiden

    Oh you sweet summer child

    That’s still a baby, they can cover 20 feet

  13. Different-Ad-691

    I grow winter squash and zucchini in 15 gallon containers. I use tomato cages and have them grow vertically. They’ll eventually cascade back to the ground, but the cages do reduce their overall footprint.

  14. lildick519

    i guess you will have a lot of pumpkin pie this fall

  15. gottagrablunch

    I’m guessing you’ve never seen a field of pumpkins then? It’s like field of dreams but with pumpkins. If you build it..

  16. MoltenCorgi

    Those are still baby plants. They will get much, MUCH bigger.

  17. badgersmom951

    You have loosened the kraken. This plant will grow like no other. You’ll end up with an obsession with every little pumpkin on the vine. Children will come over and challenge your claim to the orange globes. The vines will own your lawn. Good luck.

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