I happen to just leave for the day when my Sous chef sends me this picture of them getting the longest uber eats ticket I've ever seen. I literally thought it was a joke

by oBioluminescent

35 Comments

  1. ahhhimscrewed

    might as well get some catering service jesus

  2. Nope. You call them fuckers back. Catering and large format tickets get special pricing.

  3. LargeArugula6262

    Can’t imagine that in the middle of a busy service

  4. I hate getting this bullshit. Watch, the driver will show up in 7 minutes and bitch that it ain’t ready yet too

  5. Orders over 200usd should have a 3/4 hr callahead or something

  6. EmergencyLavishness1

    Didn’t even cancel it! Shit son, I hope you’ve got at least a 30% markup on uber orders

  7. Dwaas_Bjaas

    You know what, all these delivery services were a big mistake. Maybe we need to go back in time

  8. Iatemydoggo

    Dude I shut the app as I scrolled over to this and I had to reopen it and go to the sub to hunt this post down because WHAT THE FUCK

  9. falumptrump

    Man I wish I was the office admin that got paid for like 2 hours putting all those special notes in. Easy money.

  10. Starscream147

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    Jesus man. Looks like the Star Wars crawl.

    All of them!

    That’s craziness.

  11. N0_N4M3_F0UND

    line cooks stop letting ticket paper touch the makeline and cookware challenge (impossible)

  12. _LyleLanley_

    “I’m sorry, at this time we can not safely accommodate your food restrictions.”

  13. stallra14

    Are we all ignoring jesses fatass ordered two filet mignons….

  14. ___janedoe

    Not sure if I’m missing something, but is the special order instructions just to label the box with a name and not give them utensils? Maybe a ski town has ruined me, but that doesn’t seem that awful 😂

  15. CodyHBKfan23

    30 fuckin items? Some of which 2’s and 3’s? And allergy warnings?

    Yeah that’s some horse shit. That should have been a catering thing.

  16. Stillwater-Scorp1381

    Entitled jerks do this sort of thing. Not cool at all. Ownership and/or management not shutting this down speaks volumes too.

  17. lemoncough

    Damn yall must have some good food forreal. This is catering lmao

  18. Wickedmasshole77

    Who orders hot food to go? It steams itself in the box and is cold and mushy when it arrives.

  19. blamenixon

    That’s some fine looking EVOO you got there in the background.

  20. Loveinpeacex-367A

    And you made it?? I work in a subway (I know, not a real restaurant, whatever), but even then if I got an order like that I’d instantly call my boss and have him cancel it cause an order like that would fuck up the flow of any shift, that’s straight up just catering they need to call in advance and set a price and have multiple people come in early to make it

  21. Potential-Mail-298

    As an owner even thought we are butcher/burger joint . I’d don’t do delivery services . I have call ins and my guests . We have 16 seats and sometimes already have an hr wait . This would absolutely tank service times . Not worth it to me. We do have a women who puts in a large order for lunch for 20 ppl 1-2x a month . The first call in we let it slide after we talked to the line to make sure they could do it. We then told her please call ahead before the shop opens and you are our first order of the day . She totally understood and was happy to do so. No reason you can’t take a second to explain how flow works and you’d be happy to accommodate as long as other guests aren’t put out. Most people get it and the ones that don’t most likely you didn’t want to cultivate a lasting relationship with them anyway .

  22. immersemeinnature

    Who the fuck orders filet mignon TO GO. Jesus

    It has to stop

  23. shade1tplea5e

    Just the other morning I’m working a lunch shift and got fucked by DoorDash lol. We open at 11 but during the week we do a bunch of catering. Usually the first order goes out around 10:30 and then you might have 4-5 more going out before 11:30. Then as soon as it hits 11 we always get dumped on with a bunch of online orders.

    The other morning we are having a busy catering day, got about $3500 worth going out, and then some asshole goes online and orders $700 worth of shit to go out at 11:30. Fucked my whole day it: it took us till fucking 2pm to get out of the weeds lol.

  24. PowerfulSlavicEnergy

    I never understood this because you were getting half the quality for twice the price. It’s just not going to be the same if you’re getting it to go and you are compounding your fees.

  25. Psychological-Lie321

    I bet that came on Sunday night an hour before close too. I was going to say your mods are a fucking nightmare but then i zoomed in and it’s like instructions.
    I had a $3000 catering order going out at 11 a.m. last Friday, then a local credit union ordered like 7 meals for 11 a.m. it was ready at 11:04 and the girl out front said the lady called her boss twice in 4 minutes to tell them it wasn’t ready yet. We open at 11.

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