This has me rolling.

by beezlegum

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  1. 3bucks2bags1me

    I prefer my cooks to be hard and adult men.

  2. I need me some hard men chefs tbh but to each their own

  3. My old college friend is in this article. I am going to get on my chef feminist soap box quick and state his wife does the exact same work as him, is his business partner and she has her own cookbook- yet isn’t featured because NYT wanted to feature soy bois. I have hated this article for weeks now. Gag me with a spoon.

  4. bendawg225

    My wife’s boyfriend showed me this article! I sure hope they enjoy what I cooked them for dinner tonight!!!

  5. ZhugeTsuki

    Scott Rossi knew exactly what he was doing. It feels gross.

  6. a-gelatocookie

    Move over rat boys.. we got soft boy cat daddys now

  7. Blackmetal666x

    Better than the usual angry human cigarette

  8. SockSock81219

    Also lolling at “seasonal.” Ah, yes, mid-April, when the gentle soft boy cooks arrive with the spring rains. But act fast! By mother’s day, they’ve all turned into chain-smoking, foul-mouthed fry cooks who’ll throw full cans of Monster Energy at your head if you ask them to work a double.

  9. bigbutterbuffalo

    This just in: Not being a massive asshole is so remarkable we gotta make articles about it

  10. machobiscuit

    That dude looks like the hardest he drinks is a Zima and doesn’t use any tobacco product. No way he has worked in a kitchen. I bet his arms have zero burns.

  11. CallMeZPlease

    This is cringe. Why the media cannot find some decent chef to feature. Almost all media portraits chefs are fking assholes. It’s not like there are no assholes in the kitchen but portray their behavior as necessary to be a good chef? A lot of new cooks I have sometimes will intentionally be rude and disrespectful because they thought it’s part of being a good chef. A lot of chefs I respect always keep their ego and emotions in check.

  12. JazzCigano

    I’ve worked with these kind of guys before. They never lasted. Not saying you need to be a tough guy but a good cook has to have some kind of fire and thick skin in them.

  13. Oh boy back in the day I’d love to see a “soft boy” walk into my kitchen lol

  14. mannheimcrescendo

    Fire the editor that greenlit this entire cover but especially for “Soft Boy Cook”

    Off with their head, straight to the gulag

  15. Hugepepino

    So Jamie Oliver? Yeah and that turned out great.

  16. BongWaterRamen

    Some of y’all have clearly never watched videos of William sensually cook breakfast and it shows

  17. Entering levels of male manipulation never before seen

  18. MarkyGalore

    I think this is just the media realizing that chefs today aren’t like the ones in movies. I’m two generations removed from those types of chefs. I listen to stories of older chefs tell stories of the chefs they worked under. Sometimes it’s stories the chef heard of an older chef’s stories.

    Abusive behavior gets called out. Sexual harassment is frowned upon. We’re still a 50 years behind in culture but we try.

  19. drcockasaurus

    Ah yes. The fresh crop of culinary school grads ready to scrub pots and cry in the walk in.

  20. I watched a food52 vid with this guy and he did a really nice poached fish recipe which I recreated at home and it was delish. Delicate, but delish.

  21. TheOtherOddOne

    Hide your tomatoes?

    Why?

    Are… are they gonna fuck the tomatoes?

  22. The-Riskiest-Biscuit

    You know, I’m a bit of a seasonal chef myself. When service is going good, I’m in season. When service fxxking blows, I’m all the fxxking way out of season.

  23. RizzoTheRiot1989

    I’m right in the middle of a soft boy cook and an asshole chef so I’m just terrible at cooking.

  24. The_clown_DBD

    If my cook isn’t verbally abusive and stinks like an ash tray filled with coffee grounds, I don’t want ’em.
    Anyway, anyone else have to do a double take on that title?

  25. hitchcockbrunette

    I’ll be real I read this as soft bok choys at least three times

  26. ZombiejesusX

    Gets bullied by the tattooed prep girl that basically lives there.

  27. They couldn’t come up with a better name than “soft boy cooks”

  28. GaberAber

    Finally my type of chef, cry in the walk in, have a smoke, make love to the hostess and cry when she leaves

  29. daaaaamntam

    Dude. I read this as Soft Boy *Cookies*

    Either way, tf outta here with that

  30. johnnysivilian

    I swear i thought this said soft boy cocks

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