Today, I smoked these pork belly burnt ends with mesquite. Cubed then tossed with a War Pig rub. I spritzed with Dr Pepper, tea, and apple cider vinegar during the first round. Then tossed and coated with peach puree and a bit of Memphis style sauce for the second round.
She replied, "those look delicious but (my daughter) is making keto chicken tonight."
1) Isn't all chicken "keto"?
2) Is it over? 🤣
by britmullet
34 Comments
Cut her loose. You don’t need that negativity in your life.
More for me! Looks good
It’s over but I’m down to share them with you and listen to you vent about what could have been.
Looks amazing! Given your effort I can’t believe she would turn it down.
You don’t need that negativity in your life…
Drop her like a hot coal on the fire. You need someone who is chill and understands.
When I come back to be at 2am after checking on my cook my wife staring from her sleep says I smell good! She knows..
Nah, she’s a keeper. If you have a girl who loves stuff like this, there will be less for you from now until the end of time.
I mean I can’t blame her for keeping her integrity. If you would have skipped the burnt ends description, maybe the expectations would have been set right 😂. I hear burnt ends and the bar has risen. That being said pork belly > chicken.
You can enjoy that while she enjoys a boiled hot dog with ketchup.
Look at Mr. Bigshot over here with pork belly and a girlfriend
Let’s see a pic of the girlfriend before making hasty decisions
She was just letting you have more for yourself. Seems like a win.
Sadly yes
I’m a Type-2 Diabetic that is well managed. Keto stuff helps keep things in check, but I will have the good stuff from time to time. This last weekend??? Was at a smokehouse that had burnt ends. Went for it. As suspected… did not affect me negatively.
I agree with whoever said she was a “keeper”. It just means that there will be more for you.
Hard to say no to that.
lol chicken is, but the sauce usually has a lot of sugar in it. But it looks awesome. I’d give her one more chance.
No pretty face can make up for that kind of attitude. Cut her loose, she needs to find a chicken farmer
Leave her.
Sorry for your loss.
No some people don’t like the fat
Divorce her. Ghost her. Turn her down like she turned down the pork belly
Over? It was never started!
Shame on her. But more for you!
I can wear a wig and keep you company if you make that again next weekend. I can bring some beed ribs.
My wife would get a 1950s backhander.
I’m afraid so
Dump her while you still can without losing half your stuff
Yes. RUN. Run as fast as you can. TRUST ME, when you are 45 and smoken some killer. AND she is like naw, I told you that I don’t like that shit before we were married with 3 kids, YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS. The lady needs an Uber to GTFOOYL (get out of your life). RUN
I’ve got a dick but I’ll be your gf if you cook for me like this
I had my girlfriend over for burnt ends and it just ended in a fight. My wife was pissed.
The F do you mean is it over? Isn’t that more for you?
As long as she doesn’t stop you from cooking for yourself it’s a win-win.
When my wife first gave me pork belly, Korean style, I balked. Ugh. Now I wish we could just get back together so I could have some. It was insanely good.
No! More for you!
I wouldn’t cut her for not eating my pork belly burnt ends…. But calling it Keto chicken is definitely a choice….