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This evening’s dinner for one..


I was told to drop this here. What’s the verdict?

Had an edible and decided to have some pizza. It’s Cauliflower brand pickle pizza and I topped it with some homemade Jalapeño/Habanero salsa verde

by musknasty84

41 Comments

  2. YourBoyTussin1122

    That pizza being so bland is a crime in and of itself. Any flavor is an upgrade.

  3. Phaaze13

    Salsa Verde on pizza already seems weird to me, but what am I supposed to imagine with pickle pizza? This is a guilty from me chief.

  5. andrew0703

    i won’t lie… i’d probably eat it. pizza misdemeanor at most

  6. Spikethevampire96

    Salsa Verde would in my opinion be better on Mexican pizza

  7. docfarnsworth

    The salsa Verde seems like the best thing in the pic

  9. Real_Sartre

    The salsa is… acceptable but not pickle pizza, and not cauliflower pickles pizza, and definitely not salsa verde cauliflower pickle pizza

  10. mrsinuschill

    I think buying that pizza is a crime in and of itself. Guilty.

  11. Working_Kangaroo3467

    Looks like this pizza took a trip around the world. Interpol needs to BOLO

  12. The_Captain_Whymzi

    And this is why you don’t cheap out on baby diapers. The cheap ones tend to be prone to blowing out, usually at the worst possible moment.

  13. a_spicy_meata_balla

    don’t eat that. i think a big bird pooped on it.

  14. NaTaSraef

    Ugh, I hate cauliflower pizza for whatever reason. Doesn’t even taste like pizza to me. However, ngl I’ve been trying a little bit of salsa verde on my grilled cheese lately because the stuff is so good. Especially, when made with tomatillos. I may try to make a decent pizza with like a tomatillo salsa drizzle. I don’t think it would really hurt it.

  15. ImTellinTim

    Look, we’ve all done something like this high. No judgement

  18. Miserable-Aerie2387

    Diarrhea pizza, This pizza looks like how the norovirus is spread

  19. Expensive-Safe-6820

    It’s sad pizza. Makes me wonder if you were just really really hungry or broke.

  20. _agilechihuahua

    Cauliflower crust is an equal affront to cauliflower. Gobi Manchurian is so good. Every cauliflower pizza I’ve had tastes like hardtack left in a humid room.

  23. Silvawuff

    Straight to jail. Because the bake looks decent you’ll be given parole with good pizza behavior.

  26. Bluestank

    Too few people here know what salsa Verde is. It looks like tasty salsa, and the pizza is whatever, obviously a frozen pie for one.

  27. Dayreach

    It’s hilarious how the responses are divided between “eww it looks like someone puked on it” and “that salsa verde sounds like the only good thing about that pizza”

  28. steathrazor

    It looks like somebody threw up on it that would be a no for me

  29. Yardbird52

    Naw. I get a chili verde pizza from a local spot here and it’s 🔥

  31. No-Blueberry-1823

    Of course an edible was involved. Shocker

  32. coloch_w0rth9

    Salsa Verde is strange, but chopped green chile on pizza is fire. So I am a little torn.

    It probably isn’t as bad as it sounds, so take a walk and reconsider your life choices, but I vote no crime

  33. OzChick3

    Dinner for one – because no one else is going to fight you for it?

  36. ThisIsMockingjay2020

    I’d eat it, with the jalapeno sauce. Not guilty.

  38. Gangustron187

    The base is a fake pizza but the salsa makes it better.

  39. VeterinarianThese951

    There are no edibles in the world that can excuse this behavior.

  40. OG-BigMilky

    I agree. This is a pizza-buff, not a pizza-nerf

  41. Anaanymous

    Please ask for a refund, someone has thrown up on your pizza

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