..i have been driving around throwing cucumbers onto my neighbors porches. I know they know it’s me. I don’t care. I fucking TRANSPLANTED these 4 cucumber plants here as a beginner thinking at least 1 or 2 of them would die. But ~NO~ They won’t STOP.
by stoopid-ideot
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We are victims of our own success! I planted 4 cucumber plants assuming at least 2 would drive, and now the local news is doing reports on the Cuke Bandit…
I planted one last year and we could barely eat them fast enough, so naturally I planted two this year 😅
Cucubits on a trellis are a great way to start.
Keep watching the under sides of leaves for Squash Bugs. Squish or wipe any eggs that appear under the leaves.
Majestic!!
I direct sowed about 30 cucumber seeds, wish me luck 😂🫣😂
If you build it, they will climb.
The dog looks terrified of the cuke takeover
Ohhhh I’m almost worried, I’m a new gardener, found some pumpkin seeds and thought “huh, 8 pumpkin plants seems manageable.” I have since learned that just one will easily cover my entire garden 😂 I will try my best to make them go vertically up the fence. Hooray for learning!
did you make that trellis? my cucumbers are indoors it’s fun to see them climb 🙂
Cucumbers have a mind of their own! Your neighbors might start asking for recipes.