Italian marinated octopi (Amphioctopus aegina) made by Locas.
by Forest_Noodle
33 Comments
bastproshop
That looks both delicious and unhinged at the same time
Capnbaldy
having this for breakfast ? that’s wiiiiild
Mother-Flatworm1539
Somehow I want one ?
MyAwesomeAfro
I’ve never felt hungry and viciously ill at the same time before.
Chop one up and sprinkle bits over a bagel sure.
Taking out the whole family on a single shmear? Good god.
Marquis_of_Mollusks
Where do you get the octopi?
FancyAssociation7314
Breakfast shouldn’t be this cute
randomesq
It looks like they are putting on a play.
SardinesChessMoney
I’d definitely eat it, but not for breakfast, that’s hardcore bro
Left_Consequence_886
Yeah fuck that. I eat dumbass sardines not Octupus
aikeaguinea97
bit too uh. lifelike for me i think
Loud_Signal_6259
Yummy!
Americansailorman
Do they remove the beaks? Or are they so small the beak is negligible like the bones in sardines?
hybridoctopus
I’m feeling conflicted
BellonaKid
It’s like a bizarro Matisse painting….beautiful.
InvincibleChutzpah
Octopuses, the plural of octopus is octopuses. Octopodes is also acceptable.
AptCasaNova
They look like they’re cavorting in greenery
Thinkin_Alexander
Whats the texture like?? I have been wanting to try some.
OldMotherGrumble
I thought I was in the breakfast sub and was going to recommend r/cannedsardines…ooops
panaski
disgusting
Michigan_Go_Blue
This reminds of the pet octopus-loving kid whose dad got him a pair and ended up with hundreds of offspring they didn’t know what to do with. Now we know
I’ve eaten stuff like this before, but does this even fall under the spirit of the sub anymore? OP got it from the refrigerated section. Not tinned seafood
BujoBujoBujo
I can’t upload a picture in the comments but I bought the exact same ones when I was I Germany last summer. No one else wanted to try them so I got the whole thing for myself! The label said Kleine Mairinerte Kraken which I found very cute and funny.
Fiskpaoboks
Get that disgusting bagel out of my face, and leave the octopi as they are 😋
KernunQc7
Curious to try it, yet alarmed by all the additives.
JustAFancyApe
Too intelligent for me to eat….. I’ll stick to the dumbass fishies 😅
chimama79
ok so i went to this grocery store that had a food bar and i saw something called “neptune salad” and it had delicious shrimp, calamari rings and baby octopus. i got some of it but when it came to the octopus, i only ate the legs. i couldn’t bring myself to eat the head. what does it taste like?
trippplethiccc
WHERE can i get these?
xXBern42Xx
Forest noodle graduated to the ocean noodle doodle.
33 Comments
That looks both delicious and unhinged at the same time
having this for breakfast ? that’s wiiiiild
Somehow I want one ?
I’ve never felt hungry and viciously ill at the same time before.
Chop one up and sprinkle bits over a bagel sure.
Taking out the whole family on a single shmear? Good god.
Where do you get the octopi?
Breakfast shouldn’t be this cute
It looks like they are putting on a play.
I’d definitely eat it, but not for breakfast, that’s hardcore bro
Yeah fuck that. I eat dumbass sardines not Octupus
bit too uh. lifelike for me i think
Yummy!
Do they remove the beaks? Or are they so small the beak is negligible like the bones in sardines?
I’m feeling conflicted
It’s like a bizarro Matisse painting….beautiful.
Octopuses, the plural of octopus is octopuses. Octopodes is also acceptable.
They look like they’re cavorting in greenery
Whats the texture like?? I have been wanting to try some.
I thought I was in the breakfast sub and was going to recommend r/cannedsardines…ooops
disgusting
This reminds of the pet octopus-loving kid whose dad got him a pair and ended up with hundreds of offspring they didn’t know what to do with. Now we know
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/13/science/a-cautionarytale-of-408-tentacles.html
Huh, you don’t see that everyday
I’ve eaten stuff like this before, but does this even fall under the spirit of the sub anymore? OP got it from the refrigerated section. Not tinned seafood
I can’t upload a picture in the comments but I bought the exact same ones when I was I Germany last summer. No one else wanted to try them so I got the whole thing for myself! The label said Kleine Mairinerte Kraken which I found very cute and funny.
Get that disgusting bagel out of my face, and leave the octopi as they are 😋
Curious to try it, yet alarmed by all the additives.
Too intelligent for me to eat….. I’ll stick to the dumbass fishies 😅
ok so i went to this grocery store that had a food bar and i saw something called “neptune salad” and it had delicious shrimp, calamari rings and baby octopus. i got some of it but when it came to the octopus, i only ate the legs. i couldn’t bring myself to eat the head. what does it taste like?
WHERE can i get these?
Forest noodle graduated to the ocean noodle doodle.
This feels like a fever dream wtf
Put some char on them and then you got something
I love babies. They are delicious.
Octopus are too sentient to torture and eat….