Area scales as the square of radius. This crime is bigger than it looks. They were robbed!
T-NextDoor_Neighbor
Just have a Calzone at this point. CRIME!
LicoriceDusk
Tell me that’s stuffed crust
Pleasant-Chef6055
Just say it rather than use some euphemism that means the same.
Have some pizza!!!
ryohazuki224
How the fuck did this get out the door? Fire any of the Domino’s employees who saw this come out of the oven, put it in the box, and cut it up without saying “Hmm, this looks FUCKING WRONG”
HenryInRoom302
When you order a small but they only have large bases.
lo-lux
7 years hard labor without parole
Secret_Nose_6297
the fact that the crust isn’t buttered or seasoned (at least by looking at it) is even more criminal due to the crust/topping ratio
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Short bus but long crust
Felony
And to anyone curious about the original post, here’s [the link](https://www.reddit.com/r/Dominos/s/WNbHuL4DY5) to it
What, we’re now doing thumbprint cookies as pizza?
Jail, ten year minimum sentence.
CRIME
Wtf obviously guilty
How does this work when the criminal is the person who ordered it and not the person who made it?
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This makes me sad.
Straight to jail. Do not pass go.
I bet whoever made that pizza rode the short bus. For the record, so did i
The sauce may be too hot, and it needs time to cool
Burn the crust a bit, post in on r/Pizza with the hydration %.
Profit.
This must have been done on purpose.
“Hello. Yes. I’d like one pepperoni pizza please. And can you make it look like a butthole with hemroids? Thanks!”
This is infuriating.
On the short bus straight to jail with no parole!
Stop.
Hear me out
Didn’t have enough toppings, been there. But I did have garlic and butter to dip my crust in lol
Guilty
If the crust was garlic brea stuffed with cheese this might be acceptable but just dry dough at that magnitude is a crime.
Maaaaaan, F the Manager, I want the Employee’s head on a platter!! This is CRIMINAL!
Someone likes pizza crust
Death penalty! Immediately. 🪑⚡️
https://preview.redd.it/relgexnn06af1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=207f5df285dc49b24f6d40a225df6ad7472ef4f1
Looking ass
Area scales as the square of radius. This crime is bigger than it looks. They were robbed!
Just have a Calzone at this point. CRIME!
Tell me that’s stuffed crust
Just say it rather than use some euphemism that means the same.
Have some pizza!!!
How the fuck did this get out the door? Fire any of the Domino’s employees who saw this come out of the oven, put it in the box, and cut it up without saying “Hmm, this looks FUCKING WRONG”
When you order a small but they only have large bases.
7 years hard labor without parole
the fact that the crust isn’t buttered or seasoned (at least by looking at it) is even more criminal due to the crust/topping ratio
The crust is stuffed with crust.
