Went to Palette Tea House in San Francisco before. It’s supposed to be “charcoal sourdough with squid ink butter” but I feel like I just interrupted a swan’s modern dance performance. Not sure whether to eat it or applaud.
by AlarmedJuggernaut598
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AndromedaFire
Looks like old pond pump filters
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gdmtrash
you sure you got the right sub bud?
sammigene
Try the grey stuff…it’s delicious?
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D3monNextDoor
That looks pretty off putting. How’d it taste tho?
LibraryVolunteer
Looks exactly like the hairballs my cats used to hoik up.
TheDeridor
I know its supposed to be swans but I see a burnt version of those aliens from “landscape with invisible hand”
actualchristmastree
Oh no this looks weird! What a strange way to present food
ToranjaNuclear
That looks like the stuff Brandon Fraser got out of the mummies’ eyes when he poked them. Or just the general rotten flesh and bandages matter they are made out of. Ew.
bohden420
I want a refund?
sephtater
I’m not sure they could make that bread any less appealing.
oceaniye
I would not eat that
Lolz_Roffle
Were the heads edible?
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pm_me-ur-catpics
You got the hair they pulled out of the next door hotel’s shower drains
Frankenreich
r/stupidfood
CleoraMC
That’s a wasp nest…
trq93
I’m not the owner I personally want to apologize for this monstrosity. I’m also not Lumière and I wouldn’t tell you to eat this grey stuff…
Lexiiboo97
That bread looks prehistoric.
DeadPerOhlin
I know we’re not complaining about the plate, and in terms of literal plates, sure, its alright. And I know this obviously isnt the type of dish thats gonna run over the lip, but Im ngl, I still dont like the plate, the lip is too small, it makes me anxious anyway
For the record, Im not complaining there’s a plate in the post. Its a good post, I just want to talk about the plate
steavoh
Asbestos insulation, served with tender greens.
Advanced_Finance_427
What weird ass shit is this 😭
2ndcheesedrawer
They served you a wasps nest
laughs_with_salad
This might actually look good if this was made with crystal bread, but nope. They had to make it look like it’s swans after they’ve been through a wildfire.
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Looks like old pond pump filters
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you sure you got the right sub bud?
Try the grey stuff…it’s delicious?
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That looks pretty off putting. How’d it taste tho?
Looks exactly like the hairballs my cats used to hoik up.
I know its supposed to be swans but I see a burnt version of those aliens from “landscape with invisible hand”
Oh no this looks weird! What a strange way to present food
That looks like the stuff Brandon Fraser got out of the mummies’ eyes when he poked them. Or just the general rotten flesh and bandages matter they are made out of. Ew.
I want a refund?
I’m not sure they could make that bread any less appealing.
I would not eat that
Were the heads edible?
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You got the hair they pulled out of the next door hotel’s shower drains
r/stupidfood
That’s a wasp nest…
I’m not the owner I personally want to apologize for this monstrosity. I’m also not Lumière and I wouldn’t tell you to eat this grey stuff…
That bread looks prehistoric.
I know we’re not complaining about the plate, and in terms of literal plates, sure, its alright. And I know this obviously isnt the type of dish thats gonna run over the lip, but Im ngl, I still dont like the plate, the lip is too small, it makes me anxious anyway
For the record, Im not complaining there’s a plate in the post. Its a good post, I just want to talk about the plate
Asbestos insulation, served with tender greens.
What weird ass shit is this 😭
They served you a wasps nest
This might actually look good if this was made with crystal bread, but nope. They had to make it look like it’s swans after they’ve been through a wildfire.