That’s how boss cuts the pizza to show their appreciation to the employees.
TheAbsoluteBarnacle
He’s dead, Jim.
The_Almighty_Duck
The size of the slices at the school party
SerpentOfTheSky
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SevenVeils0
I love thin slices like this. This is how I cut pizza for myself. Obviously I then eat multiple slices.
It’s a mouthfeel thing for me. Nothing more or less than that. And I would never try to serve it like that to anyone else.
dr-satan85
When you try to feed 360 people with just one pizza.
The_Shark_Dentist
Woof. I need a drink after watching that.
Doustin
In my family those would be called diet pieces
less-than-James
It’s still perfectly good to eat. Should we judge a pizza by its slices or by the content of its character?
Is it truly my place to judge? I am only but a mortal man with failings of my own!
mcgrahamma
Pizza looks good, seems like user error. Mistrial.
Lost-Citron-1099
TheOldTongue
Reminds me of that Itchy and Scratchy spoof on Fantasia where Scratchy chops up Itchy into a dust and inhales him.
doomtoothx
It’s breadsticks at that point.
C00lGuy444
theeblackestblue
Murder in the first degree…. Even when they did pizza like this at children’s parties we knew it wasn’t right lol.
Joseph419270577
Is he cutting mall giveaway samples???? Pre-school lunches?
Rhg0653
School party jokes aside
I was glad we had a tight group of people in the community and our pizza parties were with left overs
Minus soda they had us crash and took that stuff lol – btw Brooklyn. 90s
redditsuckspokey1
What is this, a pizza for 3 year olds?
littleredbird1991
My aunt in law cuts pizzas like this because she “only wants a little piece”. Then proceeds to eat like 7-8 slices. Like, cut it normal and just eat one piece
Lonely-Equivalent-23
My mom during a pizza party
WeaknessOk7874
Not Approved!
Temporary_Ad7906
CAKE TORTURE applied to an innocent pizza or other oven-baked victims. GUILTY.
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That’s how boss cuts the pizza to show their appreciation to the employees.
He’s dead, Jim.
The size of the slices at the school party
People on r/1200isplenty be like:
I love thin slices like this. This is how I cut pizza for myself. Obviously I then eat multiple slices.
It’s a mouthfeel thing for me. Nothing more or less than that. And I would never try to serve it like that to anyone else.
When you try to feed 360 people with just one pizza.
Woof. I need a drink after watching that.
In my family those would be called diet pieces
It’s still perfectly good to eat. Should we judge a pizza by its slices or by the content of its character?
Is it truly my place to judge? I am only but a mortal man with failings of my own!
Pizza looks good, seems like user error. Mistrial.
Reminds me of that Itchy and Scratchy spoof on Fantasia where Scratchy chops up Itchy into a dust and inhales him.
It’s breadsticks at that point.
Murder in the first degree….
Even when they did pizza like this at children’s parties we knew it wasn’t right lol.
Is he cutting mall giveaway samples???? Pre-school lunches?
School party jokes aside
I was glad we had a tight group of people in the community and our pizza parties were with left overs
Minus soda they had us crash and took that stuff lol – btw Brooklyn. 90s
What is this, a pizza for 3 year olds?
My aunt in law cuts pizzas like this because she “only wants a little piece”. Then proceeds to eat like 7-8 slices. Like, cut it normal and just eat one piece
My mom during a pizza party
Not Approved!
CAKE TORTURE applied to an innocent pizza or other oven-baked victims. GUILTY.
