I drank 2 beers and looked at it again…..still sucks!
BredInDaTrenchez
Even the sauce is depressing
cinaedusmortiis
Ah Scotland the home of deep frying absolutely everything, you truly diabolical fuckers
mjp31514
I can’t even tell what most of this is supposed to be
I_Love_Licking_Lysol
Where’s the pizza?
hoteppeter
Before you say “where’s the seasoning” look at the two tiny onions at the bottom
yoloswaggins92
Get it pretty much anywhere in Scotland and it’s fucking superb.
notonrexmanningday
Where’s the pizza?
geezeslice333
The pizza I had in Elgin, Scotland was literally the worst thing I have EVER eaten. It was like 2% pizza and 98% grease and somehow didn’t taste like, dough, cheese, meat, or sauce
littlemissdizaster80
Leave it be or you will incur the wrath of mighty Scotland.
This is a very common chip shop item in Scotland; it’s called a pizza crunch in the West, a half-battered pizza in the East. Probably has other names elsewhere. It is literally a cheap frozen margherita pizza dipped in batter and deep-fried. You can also have it fried without the batter, but I don’t know anyone who does. FWIW I think they’re shite, they’re always dense and don’t taste of much. But some people can’t see past them.
Camber_Eriol
Wtf am i even looking at?
THEUltraCombo
That’s a big box of shit. I’ll take 2
Buxty
You know how it looks when a pizza shop makes a salad? Ya, this is if a salad shop were to make a pizza
RMMacFru
I’d definitely risk my arteries and try that.
Aurelizian
What Pizza?
Unlikely_Broccoli75
I can feel how cold that food is through my screen
buy_tacos
Yo is them quail eggs i love quail eggs
HelloSummer99
Dessert option: deep fried Mars bar. I wish I was kidding
MrNagaDoubtfire
I tried fried pizza when i was in Glasgow and it was horrible, oily and cold.
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r/stonerfood licking their lips
9.95 ok.
So how much do i have to pay for someone to come and cook the chips?
Pizza crime yes.
Sweet beautiful golden junk food paradise? Also yes.
Looks not great for a munchy box.
Whole thing looks like it just came out the washing machine
[Scottish cuisine is based on a dare](https://youtu.be/CloGus131G0?si=0x2OhL44ydEiMbV5). This “pizza” seems to fit the bill.
Those fries look dry as bricks
I drank 2 beers and looked at it again…..still sucks!
Even the sauce is depressing
Ah Scotland the home of deep frying absolutely everything, you truly diabolical fuckers
I can’t even tell what most of this is supposed to be
Where’s the pizza?
Before you say “where’s the seasoning” look at the two tiny onions at the bottom
Get it pretty much anywhere in Scotland and it’s fucking superb.
Where’s the pizza?
The pizza I had in Elgin, Scotland was literally the worst thing I have EVER eaten. It was like 2% pizza and 98% grease and somehow didn’t taste like, dough, cheese, meat, or sauce
Leave it be or you will incur the wrath of mighty Scotland.
https://preview.redd.it/lux8jl08fqaf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d53140f55fe3d07352bae8d2e9df0c1890251bff
Tf is this?
Literally a munchie box I’d eat tf outta that
This is a very common chip shop item in Scotland; it’s called a pizza crunch in the West, a half-battered pizza in the East. Probably has other names elsewhere.
It is literally a cheap frozen margherita pizza dipped in batter and deep-fried. You can also have it fried without the batter, but I don’t know anyone who does. FWIW I think they’re shite, they’re always dense and don’t taste of much. But some people can’t see past them.
Wtf am i even looking at?
That’s a big box of shit. I’ll take 2
You know how it looks when a pizza shop makes a salad? Ya, this is if a salad shop were to make a pizza
I’d definitely risk my arteries and try that.
What Pizza?
I can feel how cold that food is through my screen
Yo is them quail eggs i love quail eggs
Dessert option: deep fried Mars bar. I wish I was kidding
I tried fried pizza when i was in Glasgow and it was horrible, oily and cold.