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Bologna, Kraft Singles, Mayo, and Mustard.


Bologna, Kraft Singles, Mayo, and Mustard.

by lovecreamer

46 Comments

  1. Machaeon

    I thought this was a shitty tortilla wrap and was about to sign off on it, but goddamn…

  2. HashtagFaceRip

    I used to work with a guy who had this for lunch everyday in sandwich form. Also why no cooked pic?

  4. Savings_Army3073

    Go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200

  6. WinkaPlz

    This isn’t even pizza at this point. Someone is only doing this to piss people off.

  7. Thehawkiscock

    The crime is not posting the finished product

  9. LiquorLanch

    In my broke college days I’d make a mustard cheese sandwich. 1 slice of bread, cheese and mustard.

    I’ll eat it every once an awhile for the nostalgia.

  11. Ninja_Conspicuousi

    ![gif](giphy|VzC6pYXRVvYuqkGQtS)

    Straight up depression pizza

  12. TheRenster500

    Roll it up and it’s just a stoners/lazy wrap. Or slap another tortilla on there and it’s a lazy quesadilla.

    Oh trust me I’ve been this! But calling it pizza wouldn’t even enter my mind

    EDIT: Oh wait is that FRESH PIZZA DOUGH ON A PIZZA LADLE?

    JAIL!

  14. Chick-fil-A-4-Life

    While not traditional in the pizza sense of the word, I WOULD 100% EAT THIS SHIT!!

  16. YourBoyTussin1122

    Needs some Cape Cod potato chips in the wrap.

  19. JB_Big_Bear

    Honestly if the crust was cooked first and you rolled it up like a wrap this would probably slap.

  21. Lepke2011

    This isn’t a pizza. This is a wrap. And not even a good one.

  23. hydrogod666

    Just roll it over and its a wrap? I dont call that a pizza sorry

  24. MDeimos

    Even if you are on a budget, this isn’t as bad as putting fkn corn on piza. Respect my dude.

  25. DRxFumbles

    Couldn’t even post the end result? Shit tier ragebait

  26. Outrageous-Panic6249

    ![gif](giphy|ec8DhbTh6TLJi2yKZ1|downsized)

  27. renatakiuzumaki

    This is not a pizza. This is just an open faced sandwich.

  28. KittyandPuppyMama

    That just looks like a wrap that hasn’t been rolled yet.

  31. MountainSnowClouds

    That’s not a pizza. This isn’t a pizza crime. It just isn’t a pizza at all. It’s random toppings on dough.

  32. baronas15

    Absolutely guilty, but they might just plead insanity

  33. BlueberryRelative627

    When my eye went to it it inkblotted like a biohazard symbol.

  36. docdeathray

    You would likely see some variation of this somewhere in middle Pennslyvania

  42. toasterlunatic

    If this were a sandwich you’d be fine.
    But you chose violence.

  43. ChemistryFan29

    If they rolled this up and not make it a pizza then That would be acceptable in my opinion. But if they make this a pizza then they are guilty and I am upvoting

  44. h8mayo

    Make this into a sandwich, and this was pretty much my lunch for most of 3rd grade

  45. PrestigiousCan

    In a tortilla wrap? Oddz but basically a bologna sandwich with a tortilla instead of regular bread, and I’ve done similar things in the past when I try to use up leftover ingredients.

    As a pizza? Hell naw

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