This “hamburger” has become my go-to divorced dad dinner.
This “hamburger” has become my go-to divorced dad dinner.
by drewrusty
50 Comments
EffectiveHead6961
this is so sad bro please
BullsOnParadeFloats
Bro…
You need to teach yourself how to cook. Start with some beginner cooking tutorials on youtube, because this is beyond depressing. Cooking is a skill that everyone should have.
orsond
This sub is usually funny but this…this is depression manifest
SpoiledCabbage
It’s never too late to learn how to cook. You don’t have to be iron chef but.youll learn to make things you’ll look forward too
pehmette
Please tell you’re on keto.
agentsometime
Are you eating this because you’re depressed, or because you can’t cook?
Automatic_Humor_8167
thats literally a hamburger
with bread its a hamburger sandwich
Rsb666x
Someone buy this guy and air fryer.
zeejay772
I fck with this all the time, side of pickles so a pickle per bit
mefista
Did she take all the bread?
pickledeggmanwalrus
Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course
Google these videos and watch them
Conscious_Battle_363
Salnugs
Black bean burgers and eggs are a go to meal after a long day
therealgingerjesus
Come over. I’ll cook you dinner. Just… no more of this, please?
zatchattack
My divorced dad dinner was Taco Bell luxe boxe and nacho fries off DoorDash. Paired with a whiskey neat
howtorewriteaname
most people says it’s depressing and it may be a bit, but tbh this slaps
NotAnAgentOfTheFBI
I ate better in college what the fuck
CashgrassorNopass
Use some gravy next time. Salisbury steak is so underrated
D_hallucatus
If you call it hambaag with sunomono it sounds all Japanese and sophisticated
EAT_UR_VEGGIES
For what it’s worth bro, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with this meal, looks good
paintmonkey1
Hell! He’s eating better than me! Married & work 48-54hrs a week!
crystalsage777
Watching your waistline so you can get back in the game with some needed confidence I see.
SnooMemesjellies316
I think the condiment plating was actually done well, and no bun makes sense if you’re recently divorced and trying to lose weight to improve your chances in the dating pool. Keep on truckin, you got this brother
Positive_Bluejay_669
My reaction to this: “damn that actually doesn’t seem too bad, if the burger is made well enough, why not?”
All comments: “damn you must be depressed”
😂
AlaskanSamsquanch
Get a rice maker.
MissGreenLove
There’s a little meat in your mustard
CHEWBAKKA-SLIM
Why you bother with plates and utensils. Eat out of the pan or over the sink, dishes suck.
NeutralTarget
Reminds me of high-school lunch when they served moldy buns.
Unlucky_Ladder_9804
Honestly dude, it’s not that bad of a meal, especially if add a couple slices of salted/peppered tomato, and some cottage cheese. Another easy side dish would be some fried potatoes, or white rice. Maybe add a liiiitle salad on the side of just lettuce, onion, croutons, shredded cheese, and dressing.
londongastronaut
Man I cook a ton and I’d the eat the shit out of this lol
If it’s good burger meat it doesn’t need a ton more. You could try making some burger sauce, throwing a slice of cheese and frying an egg to put on top. Paired with a simple avocado, tomato and mozz salad on the side and now I’m hungry.
I’m sorry about the divorce tho, hope this isn’t a depression meal.
Brave_Quantity_5261
I’ll have to give it a shot.
Currently the kids are getting tired of Mac & cheese with chopped up hot dogs in it.
binkysnightmare
Asking for a friend – if he hadn’t mentioned a divorce would you all still be concerned for his mental health? This could just be a lazy dinner a la “girl dinner” trend from last year
Sexycoed1972
Dude, I’ll mail you some buns.
Seriously though, it’ll smooth out.
TheCGDowntowner
Show this to the judge. He should be able to reduce your payments by $4 so you can buy some buns
Prime_Galactic
Honestly, it could be worse. Lol
MathiusShade
Those low carb meals will get you back into dating shape in no time, bro!
Comprehensive_Ad6598
This actually looks pretty good. That’s exactly how I eat them too.
Angryatworld247
High protein low carb could be worse
Careless-Oil-2086
Getting your keto on, dropping the Dad bod for a Dilf bod. Nothing wrong with that
Hosni__Mubarak
Cool. I’m making Cincinnati chili tonight. The prep time took five minutes.
awolahahah
Haha I do that with a slice of cheese on top
snuffleupagus7
Why are people overreacting so much? Lol. I like a burger with no bun, I like pickles 🤷♀️ when you live alone you can eat whatever you want, and that is kind of liberating.
overflowingsunset
Doesn’t seem like enough calories duder. You can do it.
Superb_Tax8582
Divorced burger for a divorced father
Cyber-X1
That’s not shitty, especially after a divorce. You’re eating what you want. I would like that too.. burger, mustard and pickles.. no carbs.. getting lean so you can.. well you know
___po____
If you’re going to keep doing this, at least sprinkle some of that steak seasoning stuff on it.
BeigePhilip
@OP my go-to when I’m on my own is a pound of ground beef and a large can of baked beans, mixed together. Highly recommended.
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this is so sad bro please
Bro…
You need to teach yourself how to cook. Start with some beginner cooking tutorials on youtube, because this is beyond depressing. Cooking is a skill that everyone should have.
This sub is usually funny but this…this is depression manifest
It’s never too late to learn how to cook. You don’t have to be iron chef but.youll learn to make things you’ll look forward too
Please tell you’re on keto.
Are you eating this because you’re depressed, or because you can’t cook?
thats literally a hamburger
with bread its a hamburger sandwich
Someone buy this guy and air fryer.
I fck with this all the time, side of pickles so a pickle per bit
Did she take all the bread?
Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course
Google these videos and watch them
Black bean burgers and eggs are a go to meal after a long day
Come over. I’ll cook you dinner. Just… no more of this, please?
My divorced dad dinner was Taco Bell luxe boxe and nacho fries off DoorDash. Paired with a whiskey neat
most people says it’s depressing and it may be a bit, but tbh this slaps
I ate better in college what the fuck
Use some gravy next time. Salisbury steak is so underrated
If you call it hambaag with sunomono it sounds all Japanese and sophisticated
For what it’s worth bro, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with this meal, looks good
Hell! He’s eating better than me! Married & work 48-54hrs a week!
Watching your waistline so you can get back in the game with some needed confidence I see.
I think the condiment plating was actually done well, and no bun makes sense if you’re recently divorced and trying to lose weight to improve your chances in the dating pool. Keep on truckin, you got this brother
My reaction to this: “damn that actually doesn’t seem too bad, if the burger is made well enough, why not?”
All comments: “damn you must be depressed”
😂
Get a rice maker.
There’s a little meat in your mustard
Why you bother with plates and utensils. Eat out of the pan or over the sink, dishes suck.
Reminds me of high-school lunch when they served moldy buns.
Honestly dude, it’s not that bad of a meal, especially if add a couple slices of salted/peppered tomato, and some cottage cheese. Another easy side dish would be some fried potatoes, or white rice. Maybe add a liiiitle salad on the side of just lettuce, onion, croutons, shredded cheese, and dressing.
Man I cook a ton and I’d the eat the shit out of this lol
If it’s good burger meat it doesn’t need a ton more. You could try making some burger sauce, throwing a slice of cheese and frying an egg to put on top. Paired with a simple avocado, tomato and mozz salad on the side and now I’m hungry.
I’m sorry about the divorce tho, hope this isn’t a depression meal.
I’ll have to give it a shot.
Currently the kids are getting tired of Mac & cheese with chopped up hot dogs in it.
Asking for a friend – if he hadn’t mentioned a divorce would you all still be concerned for his mental health? This could just be a lazy dinner a la “girl dinner” trend from last year
Dude, I’ll mail you some buns.
Seriously though, it’ll smooth out.
Show this to the judge. He should be able to reduce your payments by $4 so you can buy some buns
Honestly, it could be worse. Lol
Those low carb meals will get you back into dating shape in no time, bro!
This actually looks pretty good. That’s exactly how I eat them too.
High protein low carb could be worse
Getting your keto on, dropping the Dad bod for a Dilf bod. Nothing wrong with that
Cool. I’m making Cincinnati chili tonight. The prep time took five minutes.
Haha I do that with a slice of cheese on top
Why are people overreacting so much? Lol. I like a burger with no bun, I like pickles 🤷♀️ when you live alone you can eat whatever you want, and that is kind of liberating.
Doesn’t seem like enough calories duder. You can do it.
Divorced burger for a divorced father
That’s not shitty, especially after a divorce. You’re eating what you want. I would like that too.. burger, mustard and pickles.. no carbs.. getting lean so you can.. well you know
If you’re going to keep doing this, at least sprinkle some of that steak seasoning stuff on it.
@OP my go-to when I’m on my own is a pound of ground beef and a large can of baked beans, mixed together. Highly recommended.
You eating like my 15 month old
I feel that
Are you okay, bro?