24hr dry brined ribeye reverse seared over charcoal and mesquite.

Tell me everything that’s wrong with it. Be fierce.

by SteakJones

36 Comments

  1. Turbulent_Square_696

    I haven’t seen anything that gray since i walked in on my grandparents in the shower

  2. Sober_Alcoholic_

    Too long on too high of heat. Not enough flipping hence the grey bands.

    I’d still crush it, crust looks good. Only bad steak is one not in my mouth.

  3. Super_Ad1170

    Idk how to cook steak but want to learn. I’d still monch on that

  4. Character_Trouble591

    Honing your skills is all you’ll learn how to get it where you want.

  5. Gray on the outside pink in the middle like a granny’s fanny 😅

  6. West_Ad_206

    I’m poor, I’ll eat it but looks delicious nonetheless

  7. ColHannibal

    hit it with too high of a heat when the steak was too cold.

  8. That pic #4 was a jumpscare.

    But honestly, I’d probably still enjoy it. It should have some nice smokey flavor at least.

  9. Sp3ar0309

    With a name like steak jones that was pretty anti climatic I feel like I just watched an avengers movie

  10. nicholasdvu03

    they’re at a thickness where i would consider a reverse sear. if you were looking to grill them, seems the comments are right saying to flip more. you could even use the higher rack to let them cool a bit before returning to the heat.

    all good lessons learned and a lot of experience gained for ya! next one will be outta this park

  11. RealGrapefruit8930

    Its obviously a bit overcooked, but I’d smash it. Crust looks great, but you got carried away

  12. AssistantManagerMan

    Those gray bands are out of control but tbh I’d still house that and enjoy every bit of it

  13. redditman87

    6.5/10

    Edible, enjoyable, lots of room for improvement. Would never turn it down and I’d be grateful if someone made this for me.

  14. YerbaPanda

    Looks like it might be cooking too hit and fast—especially if the meat is cold right out of the fridge. I take the steak out of the cooler for an hour or two before grilling, lower the heat, cook longer.

  15. Aggravating_View_588

    I LOVE the contradictory comments. LOL!

  16. Bigdickmystic96

    Honestly, this is garbage. I wouldn’t feed this to my dog, my cat, or my goldfish. If I had a phirana, I still wouldn’t feed it this. The inside has the texture of wet sandpaper. At this point, I need to see the footwear you grilled in, and if its the Grill Master 11’s, you need to throw them away, hang up your apron, and throw away your grill.
    As Gordon Ramsey says, fuck off.

  17. You managed to make a medium well done rare steak

  18. External_Control_458

    The Good: You have the coals banked to permit indirect grilling.

    The Bad: Likely started with frozen steaks, and left the meat on direct heat too long.

    The Ugly: The result is inconsistent cooking and an unappetizing gray color.

    The Way: Keys to the Kingdom method, abbreviated. The meat should not be frozen. Can be chilled. Season (whole ‘nother convo), then place on direct heat until you get color on both sides. Note: NOT final color, just a good start. Then place on indirect heat to finish. Color will fill out. No need to turn. Note can add certain spices/flavors ( see “whole ‘nother convo”, above) when you place on indirect heat. They won’t burn.

  19. V3r1tasius

    I’ve never gone from mouth watering to a visible cringe before. It looked perfect till slide 4. I’d still eat it though.

  20. secretinvestor29

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

  21. That looks stoopidly horrendous. Let me have a bite

  22. Sea_Look_2285

    This is the kind of steak I’d tell people about but not in a good way. It’d be immortalized.

  23. sM0k3dR4Gn

    Next time try thawing it before lighting it on fire.

  24. if you like the taste that is all that matters, I don’t see anything wrong

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