I told a guy I’ve been dating I’m allergic to flowers so he’s been getting me sardines instead
I usually get Beach Cliff or King Oscar when I'm feeling fancy. I love sardines already I didn't know they would taste this good.
I want to put a baby in him
by AromaticApricot7306
27 Comments
gilly_girl
Given the price of florist flowers (Trader Joe’s doesn’t count) he’s saving a ton of money by getting you deens.
OhManatree
Dang! If it doesn’t work out, could you give me his number?
anonymous_opinions
Ok seriously I would lock this guy down – but also – scary if it doesn’t work out because now you’re hooked on the premo stuff.
godamen
Uhy, so…is he single? Just askin.
bchilv
Best partner there ever was. Good job, Sir.
Shoddy_Lifeguard_852
HAHAHAHA I think this is awesome!!
KonradJim2
Congratulations! I’m extremely envious.
some-annon-girl
So jealous!
4everal0ne
Damn, give me a handful of Fishwife over some flowers for sure.
gorgeously_mytruself
Marry that man! Also, congrats, it sounds like you found a keeper!🫶🏾!
Familiar-Debate-6786
and they said romance is dead
Rich-Perception-9126
Can i have him? I’m a straight male but I’m a slut for sardines.
RevenjaminButtons
Missed opportunity to get some Flower spiced
OkCarpet3273
That’s too sweet
keepingitclassy44
True love
Fluffy_Fly_4644
Does he get to fuck you?
unbannedrhodie
Sounds like a keeper!
mr_john_steed
💗 Keeper 💗
DentateGyros
Missed opportunity to get you Flower sardines lol
Cultural-Ambition449
Marry him.
Master-Square-9452
Roses are red, Minerva tin is yellow. Sounds like you’ve snagged quite a fellow.
theorist9
He’s a keeper. Try the Bar Harbor Wild Petite Sardines in EVOO. Nearly as good as the Conservas de Cambados Small Sardines in OO, but < 1/2 the price (and much better than the King Oscar).
>”I want to put a baby in him.” That sounds like the movie “Junior”! Shouldn’t it be the other way around ;)?
Leadership-Quiet
How do we generally rate the Nuri brand around here?
gretchsunny
Smart man.
BettaLaInu
Damn that’s romantic.
GlassEagle7121
🤣🤣🤣🤣
CruellaDeLesbian
This but anchovies… I would absolutely lose my whole heart and soul to this person
27 Comments
Given the price of florist flowers (Trader Joe’s doesn’t count) he’s saving a ton of money by getting you deens.
Dang! If it doesn’t work out, could you give me his number?
Ok seriously I would lock this guy down – but also – scary if it doesn’t work out because now you’re hooked on the premo stuff.
Uhy, so…is he single? Just askin.
Best partner there ever was. Good job, Sir.
HAHAHAHA I think this is awesome!!
Congratulations! I’m extremely envious.
So jealous!
Damn, give me a handful of Fishwife over some flowers for sure.
Marry that man! Also, congrats, it sounds like you found a keeper!🫶🏾!
and they said romance is dead
Can i have him? I’m a straight male but I’m a slut for sardines.
Missed opportunity to get some Flower spiced
That’s too sweet
True love
Does he get to fuck you?
Sounds like a keeper!
💗 Keeper 💗
Missed opportunity to get you Flower sardines lol
Marry him.
Roses are red, Minerva tin is yellow. Sounds like you’ve snagged quite a fellow.
He’s a keeper. Try the Bar Harbor Wild Petite Sardines in EVOO. Nearly as good as the Conservas de Cambados Small Sardines in OO, but < 1/2 the price (and much better than the King Oscar).
>”I want to put a baby in him.” That sounds like the movie “Junior”! Shouldn’t it be the other way around ;)?
How do we generally rate the Nuri brand around here?
Smart man.
Damn that’s romantic.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This but anchovies… I would absolutely lose my whole heart and soul to this person
Adorable