I don’t care if it is a crime, but I cooked a Cincinnati Skyline chili pizza, and it is amazing.
I don’t care if it is a crime, but I cooked a Cincinnati Skyline chili pizza, and it is amazing.
by Instantsoup44
26 Comments
ConditionsCloudy
No crime, this looks fucking delicious.
ruppert777x
No crime. It’s incredible.
Made one myself before and due for another.
Unit-235
I feel like it’d be better on a pizza. When I tried it with noodles the chili cooked them further and turned it into slop.
Kegozen
Pizza is a medium for structured association of toppings that complement each other. The dough is merely the vessel that guides its cargo into port. I believe we can agree that chili is a well established meal, and this pizza is an expression of chili upon a baked bread. Though perhaps unconventional compared to established norms, this pizza contains vision and thoughtfulness. We can observe well placed toppings and careful application of drizzle, not to mention a well-baked crust. This is pizza.
I urge the jury to find the defendant not guilty.
blargennn
I would fuck that john up. Good work, soldier
drivein2deeplftfield
Being from cincy myself, absolutely NOT GUILTY , and i’ll take two slices
LolaAucoin
Probably amazing.
vgullotta
It’s technically not a crime if the end consumer is happy with the product. I don’t believe I’m that consumer though lol
BlackwingF91
I hate this…but not a crime. Especially with the sheer amount of effort put into this
BarristanSelfie
I deem this a hideous monstrosity, but I don’t believe ugliness is a crime.
Not guilty.
yesrushgenesis2112
This is why we’ll never win a Super Bowl
chrisH82
I am a mustard fiend, but this might be a little too much, and where is the pound of shredded cheese?
Driver3
It looks like a giant pop-tart.
Anyways, I’d be willing to try this without the onions. Doesn’t look too bad.
Lich_Apologist
Do you think God regrets what he’s done in the Midwest?
ElMirador23405
Is that just mustard?
totallynottoddoracop
Unashamedly would.
Yardbird52
Fucking love skyline. Was just telling my dad how I missed it.
Sasuke0318
This looks like a really bad pop tart
aForgetfulWizard
Raw onions on a cooked pizza? Mustard? THAT MUCH mustard? Get help. Guilty.
TheGrandFuzzler
I’d fuck it
rumog
Idk if it’s a crime against pizza or not, but I would destroy that, it looks so good!
Advanced_Finance_427
This may appall me from a hotdog-disliking, raw-onion-allergy-having perspective, but I cannot condemn this. It is clearly a pizza.
clityeastwood805
I can tolerate mustard in small amounts. That amount would probably make me gag.
foggydrinker
This is a heinous offense against my senses but not technically a crime. The suspect should be carefully watched however.
YoScott
This is a double crime because skyline is a crime against chili, and then you apply this to pizza and whammo double crime.
MarxistMan13
Literally anything with this much mustard is a crime against humanity. Fuck mustard.
26 Comments
No crime, this looks fucking delicious.
No crime. It’s incredible.
Made one myself before and due for another.
I feel like it’d be better on a pizza. When I tried it with noodles the chili cooked them further and turned it into slop.
Pizza is a medium for structured association of toppings that complement each other. The dough is merely the vessel that guides its cargo into port. I believe we can agree that chili is a well established meal, and this pizza is an expression of chili upon a baked bread. Though perhaps unconventional compared to established norms, this pizza contains vision and thoughtfulness. We can observe well placed toppings and careful application of drizzle, not to mention a well-baked crust. This is pizza.
I urge the jury to find the defendant not guilty.
I would fuck that john up. Good work, soldier
Being from cincy myself, absolutely NOT GUILTY , and i’ll take two slices
Probably amazing.
It’s technically not a crime if the end consumer is happy with the product. I don’t believe I’m that consumer though lol
I hate this…but not a crime. Especially with the sheer amount of effort put into this
I deem this a hideous monstrosity, but I don’t believe ugliness is a crime.
Not guilty.
This is why we’ll never win a Super Bowl
I am a mustard fiend, but this might be a little too much, and where is the pound of shredded cheese?
It looks like a giant pop-tart.
Anyways, I’d be willing to try this without the onions. Doesn’t look too bad.
Do you think God regrets what he’s done in the Midwest?
Is that just mustard?
Unashamedly would.
Fucking love skyline. Was just telling my dad how I missed it.
This looks like a really bad pop tart
Raw onions on a cooked pizza? Mustard? THAT MUCH mustard? Get help. Guilty.
I’d fuck it
Idk if it’s a crime against pizza or not, but I would destroy that, it looks so good!
This may appall me from a hotdog-disliking, raw-onion-allergy-having perspective, but I cannot condemn this. It is clearly a pizza.
I can tolerate mustard in small amounts. That amount would probably make me gag.
This is a heinous offense against my senses but not technically a crime. The suspect should be carefully watched however.
This is a double crime because skyline is a crime against chili, and then you apply this to pizza and whammo double crime.
Literally anything with this much mustard is a crime against humanity. Fuck mustard.