I got lazy in this stupid heat and went to a bar and ordered the bestest pizza around. It was all you can eat pizza, wings, and salad night.
Gbh11108
Chicken? Please let it be chicken.
SourChipmunk
Oooh!! A carb frisbee! I had a buddy that threw a carb frisbee at me one time, but he dropped acid that evening. Next thing you know you chased after it and caught it. While falling on the ground, he yelled at me, “SAVED YOUR LIFE!”.
Later, I found out he thought it was a circular saw blade.
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What sea ship is this?
Soup sandwiches?
pete zuh 😈
I got lazy in this stupid heat and went to a bar and ordered the bestest pizza around. It was all you can eat pizza, wings, and salad night.
Chicken? Please let it be chicken.
Oooh!! A carb frisbee! I had a buddy that threw a carb frisbee at me one time, but he dropped acid that evening. Next thing you know you chased after it and caught it. While falling on the ground, he yelled at me, “SAVED YOUR LIFE!”.
Later, I found out he thought it was a circular saw blade.
Don’t do drugs, folks. Just don’t.
Digiorno! Bella missaa