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Takeout was a few days old and I wanted to spruce it up with sliced American cheese
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Takeout was a few days old and I wanted to spruce it up with sliced American cheese


Takeout was a few days old and I wanted to spruce it up with sliced American cheese

by KittyandPuppyMama

27 Comments

  5. LizzieOlivia2002

    Someone call Pizza Protection Services!
    Guilty!

  6. peitsad

    eh. Would. Maybe it’s a crime, but I would also commit it

  10. KalasenZyphurus

    Extreme measures, but clearly an act of desperation to resuscitate a dying pizza. Not guilty.

  11. PepicekSettimo

    Is that thing plastic? You should remove it before putting the cheese on top of that pizza

  12. TheUpwardsJig

    How is the fork being used, exactly?

    Anyway, guilty. And if the fork is there to help scrape up the nuked cheese slices, guilty on all counts.

  14. reddqueen33

    Take the flavor right out of it. American cheese? ICK

  15. griff_mode

    THIS is what ICE should be for. Arresting people who put American Cheese(like product) on pizza.

  16. pythonidaae

    Okay I don’t think most of these are bad but I actually feel sick looking at this one. Fuck no.

  19. Muppet_of_a_man_

    You didn’t at least have mozzarella or provolone?

  20. ___mm_ll-U-ll_mm___

    Most heinous thing I’ve seen here. I feel guilty even looking it ….

  21. Celestial_Hart

    “Spruce it up” brother this a straight downgrade, I would have taken it cold and stale over covered in plastic and lukewarm.

  22. dr-satan85

    I thought American cheese was meant to be neon orange.

  24. ManOfGame3

    The fact you said a few days instead of giving us a concrete number is absolutely horrifying. Now I have to know

  25. SirGergoyFriendman

    The real crime is using not only a paper plate at home but a plastic fork as well. This shit is so wasteful and lazy.

  26. Manalaus

    There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery.

  27. JTT_0550

    This would be considered a delicacy in parts of PA

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